em :)

phlebotomist 💉 ; jaycob❤️

[Roshay C. @roshaycherice]

I’m at the age once I’m in the house I’m not coming back out.

[ASD 🖤 @andriennes2]

I know I’m getting old cause I enjoy being in the bed early 😩😂

[JWay 💫 @TheJWayy]

if we ever in a “don’t laugh” situation do NOT look over at me bro

[Dylldo @DSilly_]

New year, but you’ll probably be the same lil bitch you’ve always been.

[callie joy 🌻 @fontenot_callie]

Please do not drink and drive this weekend. Idc how “good” you are. There’s too much risk. It’s not worth it.

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

Toxic people calling you toxic because they can't manipulate you is the funniest shit ever.

[crow enjoyer @trashbrainbaby]

american public school is wild bro i bet this was at 10 in the morning too

[alissa violet @AlissaViolet]

god knew i’d be too powerful if i didn’t have anxiety

[CAELI K. @onlycaelik]

being babied by your man is the best feeling ever… the feeling is unmatched.

[ALEXANDRA @_AlexandraGG_]

everyone has “I wonder what would happen if” thoughts, but toddlers actually do the shit. I respect that.

[Try Jesus, Not Me. @jamilierr_]

Y’all don’t get tired of being unnecessarily rude? 🥴🥴🥴
It’s giving mental issues. Heal.

[Maddie Strange @maddieals]

did it hurt? when no one laughed at your cards against humanity card

[N @itsmenaiiii]

hope you get the spooky basket and strawberries you deserve 🎃

[Frank Jordon 🍷 @Frankiexii]

Life after 18 is horrible. You breathe & you owe $200