Erin⛵

Sometimes the smartest people don’t think at all- Michael Scott

[Erin⛵ @EMcCarney20]

@havingakeekee Like when you told me you load the dishwasher wrong so dad stops asking you to do it?

[Erin⛵ @EMcCarney20]

@hanmchugh Lowkey I wonder about this often. (As someone who threw up before the first day of school until I was a Sophomore in college…)

[Erin⛵ @EMcCarney20]

@havingakeekee GET A SLEEP STUDY DONE

[Erin⛵ @EMcCarney20]

@havingakeekee Bitch you’re going nowhere. I need you here more than anywhere else. Anyone who says otherwise has to get through me first.

[Erin⛵ @EMcCarney20]

@havingakeekee Accurate

[Erin⛵ @EMcCarney20]

Me: we should be respectful of our bodies and our friends around us.

Student: I have no friends….or money…or cash

Me:…….let’s table that

[Erin⛵ @EMcCarney20]

“SHE is twerking, not her is twerking”

[Erin⛵ @EMcCarney20]

“Ms Erin, are you having a bad hair day?”

[jynx @jynxbby]

idk why doctors only give stickers to kids?

like hello i was also brave today

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

don’t forget the Paralympics are on!
let’s support & watch these incredible athletes 💙 GO USA!!!!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When they cancel a plan that I didn't want to go to

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

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[Erin⛵ @EMcCarney20]

@clionamccarney GO BIRDS!!!!🦅🦅🦅🦅

[Erin⛵ @EMcCarney20]

@havingakeekee I just signed up!! You can do it!!

[Erin⛵ @EMcCarney20]

@clionamccarney I came to that realization too!! What the heck??? I need a trip ASAP

[Erin⛵ @EMcCarney20]

@clionamccarney Oh my god I just finished rewatching it🥰😍

[Erin⛵ @EMcCarney20]

I wish there was a class to teach men how to create online dating profiles.

I don’t want to “guess the story” of you in a skimpy Jasmine costume.

[Erin⛵ @EMcCarney20]

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[NBC Entertainment @nbc]

🎶 In case nobody told you today, you're special 🎶

@lizzo is your 2022 People's Champion! 🌟 #PCAs https://t.co/iwhfyiLFDo

[NBC Entertainment @nbc]

🎶 In case nobody told you today, you're special 🎶

@lizzo is your 2022 People's Champion! 🌟 #PCAs https://t.co/iwhfyiLFDo