⌗ ˖* ╱ 𝕹𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝕺𝚂𝙱𝙾𝚁𝙽 ׅ ׅ ׅ𖤠

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ʜung pictures of patron 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑠 up on my wall ⠀⠀⠀ to ⠀ remind ⠀ m͟e ⠀ that ⠀ 𝒊 ⠀ am ⠀ a ⠀ 𝖋𝗼𝗼𝗹. ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀

[⌗ ˖* ╱ 𝕹𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝕺𝚂𝙱𝙾𝚁𝙽 ׅ ׅ ׅ𖤠 @EMERALDREGRET]

https://t.co/vCQnblWDuu

[⌗ ˖* ╱ 𝕹𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝕺𝚂𝙱𝙾𝚁𝙽 ׅ ׅ ׅ𖤠 @EMERALDREGRET]

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⠀ ⠀݁ ༝ ♡﹔ ⠀ ◜ @SVPERIORMECH ◞
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[⏝ ♯ @LUNARGASMS]

i⠀broke⠀what⠀you⠀gave⠀me,
but⠀you⠀kept⠀giving⠀more⠀and
i’m⠀sorry⠀for⠀taking,⠀but
i⠀keep⠀wanting⠀more,⠀more.

[⌗ ˖* ╱ 𝕹𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝕺𝚂𝙱𝙾𝚁𝙽 ׅ ׅ ׅ𖤠 @EMERALDREGRET]

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⠀ ⠀ ⌗⠀𝖔���𝒕𝒐 𝖔𝒄𝒕𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒖𝒔.
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[⌗ ˖* ╱ 𝕹𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝕺𝚂𝙱𝙾𝚁𝙽 ׅ ׅ ׅ𖤠 @EMERALDREGRET]

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⠀ ⠀݁ ༝ ♡﹔ ⠀ ◜ @SVPERIORMECH ◞

⠀⠀᪥ ⠀ 𖡻 ⠀ everybody 𝓁𝗼𝘃𝗲𝘀 somebody
⠀⠀everybody falls in love,⠀ somehow.
⠀⠀something in your k𝔦𝔰𝔰 just told me
⠀⠀my ⠀ ⠀ sometime ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ is ⠀ ⠀𝒏𝒐𝒘.
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[soli @solisolsoli]

Oil paintings by Jen Mazza

[⌗ ˖* ╱ 𝕹𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝕺𝚂𝙱𝙾𝚁𝙽 ׅ ׅ ׅ𖤠 @EMERALDREGRET]

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/ 😐
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[⌗ ˖* ╱ 𝕹𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝕺𝚂𝙱𝙾𝚁𝙽 ׅ ׅ ׅ𖤠 @EMERALDREGRET]

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good morning. i promise to be somewhat nice today, you’re welcome.
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[⌗ ˖* ╱ 𝕹𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝕺𝚂𝙱𝙾𝚁𝙽 ׅ ׅ ׅ𖤠 @EMERALDREGRET]

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yeah, yeah. i’m sure, octavius. it’s not my fault the arms like me now!
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[﹠ ─┄ 𝖔𝗍͟𝗍͟𝗈͟ 𝖔𝖼͟𝗍͟𝖺͟𝗏͟𝗂͟𝗎͟𝗌 .ᐟ @SVPERIORMECH]

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hmm, * do we have any secrets about you ? none that i recall. seems a bit rude to have secrets with a man’s mechanical arms.
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[⌗ ˖* ╱ 𝕹𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝕺𝚂𝙱𝙾𝚁𝙽 ׅ ׅ ׅ𖤠 @EMERALDREGRET]

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that’s ( our ) secret. i’m sure you guys have plenty of secrets about me! you’re not getting us to spill.
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[﹠ ─┄ 𝖔𝗍͟𝗍͟𝗈͟ 𝖔𝖼͟𝗍͟𝖺͟𝗏͟𝗂͟𝗎͟𝗌 .ᐟ @SVPERIORMECH]

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… what do they say about me ?
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[⌗ ˖* ╱ 𝕹𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝕺𝚂𝙱𝙾𝚁𝙽 ׅ ׅ ׅ𖤠 @EMERALDREGRET]

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we talk about you behind your back, dear. we’re friends!
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[﹠ ─┄ 𝖔𝗍͟𝗍͟𝗈͟ 𝖔𝖼͟𝗍͟𝖺͟𝗏͟𝗂͟𝗎͟𝗌 .ᐟ @SVPERIORMECH]

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hey now, what if they have the same sense of humor as me? and what do you mean talk to them??
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[⌗ ˖* ╱ 𝕹𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝕺𝚂𝙱𝙾𝚁𝙽 ׅ ׅ ׅ𖤠 @EMERALDREGRET]

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maybe i can talk to the arms and whenever they feel like you’re about to commit an atrocity to comedy, they’ll warn me.
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[﹠ ─┄ 𝖔𝗍͟𝗍͟𝗈͟ 𝖔𝖼͟𝗍͟𝖺͟𝗏͟𝗂͟𝗎͟𝗌 .ᐟ @SVPERIORMECH]

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that … i can ( attempt ) to do. maybe cover your ears beforehand, sometimes it may just slip.
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[⌗ ˖* ╱ 𝕹𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝕺𝚂𝙱𝙾𝚁𝙽 ׅ ׅ ׅ𖤠 @EMERALDREGRET]

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( ugh, god. ) what if you just . . . warn me when one’s coming, huh? or cover my ears?
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[﹠ ─┄ 𝖔𝗍͟𝗍͟𝗈͟ 𝖔𝖼͟𝗍͟𝖺͟𝗏͟𝗂͟𝗎͟𝗌 .ᐟ @SVPERIORMECH]

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you … don’t think they’re funny? i thought you were just messing with me. fine then, if they upset you, i can tone it down a bit — but it won’t be the end of it.
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[⌗ ˖* ╱ 𝕹𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝕺𝚂𝙱𝙾𝚁𝙽 ׅ ׅ ׅ𖤠 @EMERALDREGRET]

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you’re not a father. plus, the jokes, and i dreadfully hate to say this and see the bullshit it’ll stir, aren’t funny. i’m glad you and maybe peter think they are, but they aren’t.
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[﹠ ─┄ 𝖔𝗍͟𝗍͟𝗈͟ 𝖔𝖼͟𝗍͟𝖺͟𝗏͟𝗂͟𝗎͟𝗌 .ᐟ @SVPERIORMECH]

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how is it worse * now, norman? shouldn’t it be normal to make dad jokes at our age?
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[⌗ ˖* ╱ 𝕹𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝕺𝚂𝙱𝙾𝚁𝙽 ׅ ׅ ׅ𖤠 @EMERALDREGRET]

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back then, i could give you benefit of the doubt— say it was funny, move on. you were young. now. . . now it’s worse.
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[﹠ ─┄ 𝖔𝗍͟𝗍͟𝗈͟ 𝖔𝖼͟𝗍͟𝖺͟𝗏͟𝗂͟𝗎͟𝗌 .ᐟ @SVPERIORMECH]

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you act like you hate me but i know that’s not true. you like my dad jokes, you always have … since our college days.
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[⌗ ˖* ╱ 𝕹𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝕺𝚂𝙱𝙾𝚁𝙽 ׅ ׅ ׅ𖤠 @EMERALDREGRET]

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every time otto makes a dad joke, i regret meeting him a little bit more.
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[𝐗͟. ( h ) @TELEPATHlCPROF]

https://t.co/qCknqo5gPW

[⌕ . * 𝐀͟𝚁𝚃𝙷𝚄𝚁 𝐁͟𝚁𝙾𝚆𝙽. ˎˊ - @LEFTCLUES]

https://t.co/gb3u4S4t9T

[༝ ᪥ ݁. * ‎‍ ♯ ‎‍𝓗𝚄𝙶𝙷𝙸𝙴 ‎‍.ᐟ @COWARDISMS]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀are 𝗒𝗈͟𝗎 a ⠀𝙵 𝙸 𝙶 𝙷 𝚃 𝙴 𝚁
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀or will 𝗒𝗈͟𝗎 ⠀𝙲 𝙾 𝚆 𝙴 𝚁⠀ ׅ𖤠

https://t.co/4OiaQg2Aun

[⌗ ˖* ╱ 𝕹𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝕺𝚂𝙱𝙾𝚁𝙽 ׅ ׅ ׅ𖤠 @EMERALDREGRET]

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. . . yeah—? we still pretending to be friends?
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[⌗ ˖* ╱ 𝕹𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝕺𝚂𝙱𝙾𝚁𝙽 ׅ ׅ ׅ𖤠 @EMERALDREGRET]

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what is this.
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[⌗ ˖* ╱ 𝕹𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝕺𝚂𝙱𝙾𝚁𝙽 ׅ ׅ ׅ𖤠 @EMERALDREGRET]

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you’re so right.
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[⌗ ˖* ╱ 𝕹𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝕺𝚂𝙱𝙾𝚁𝙽 ׅ ׅ ׅ𖤠 @EMERALDREGRET]

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/ i should redo my pinned but it feels too iconic to change it’s my first one to ever get to 100 plus i don’t wanna change my pfp either :3 it just feels… idk like My Norman yk?? but maybe I’ll do some stuff to my threads soon!!
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