Emerson Bannister

NOvA Phd at Sussex Uni
CERN summer student 2023
MPhys LiquidO
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does physics, eats beans
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[Emerson Bannister @EmersonBann]

work output of the day is a table of 'here are all the things I tried and the ways in which they did not work'

[Emerson Bannister @EmersonBann]

am I really 'not interested in gossip/drama' or am I just jealous that I can't eavesdrop people on trains without staring at them 👀

[Emerson Bannister @EmersonBann]

when I was 14 my mum bought me a Smiths album and said "I think you'll like this band" instead of getting me therapy lmao

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

This is what they thought 2024 would be like in 1987

[Emerson Bannister @EmersonBann]

Evening beach chills aren't just for heatwave days

[Emerson Bannister @EmersonBann]

was worth sitting on recently cut grass in this dire hayfever time because a cute little sausage dog puppy jumped on my book

[Emerson Bannister @EmersonBann]

walking to bus stop at 4:30, looked up and a guy had pulled his trousers n pants down to his ankles 😩

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Bro pissed off every Italian he could ☠️

[Emerson Bannister @EmersonBann]

in the last couple of weeks I rediscovered my childhood love for Alan Davies and heavily indulged it

[Emerson Bannister @EmersonBann]

pleeease let today's sneezes be hayfever. Already been so ill this month fgs

[Emerson Bannister @EmersonBann]

doing a deep treatment on my hair with natural oils --> I can't remember when I last washed it

[Emerson Bannister @EmersonBann]

random memory of my (drunk) dad saying ooh they dance like <Emerson> at Jethro Tull on TV. Delightful, never felt so seen. Also funny as I love their music but had never watched them

[Emerson Bannister @EmersonBann]

I typed photoelections instead of photoelectrons 😬

[Only Fools and Horses Lines @OnlyFoolsLines]

😂😂😂

[Emerson Bannister @EmersonBann]

@imbethmccoll yes! and trans guys to trans women

[Emerson Bannister @EmersonBann]

give big kitty a lil scritch under the chin, and wait for the sweet release

[Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareem_carr]

my new ai model is predicting stuff that’s not in the original data. how is this even possible? this is insane. 🤯

[Emerson Bannister @EmersonBann]

instead of 'when it rains, it pours' my brain said 'when it shits, it storms', I will be using that from now on

[Emerson Bannister @EmersonBann]

I miss my dream shit cats

[Emerson Bannister @EmersonBann]

Had a dream that I shat out a pregnant cat, it gave birth and was fine and most of the kittens were. When I woke up it took me a minute to realise it wasn't real 😅