Emerson Max

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[Emerson Max @EmersonnMaxx]

Hello world, I am putting this on Twitter so it's harder for me to back out. I wrote a full novel called New Age, and am in the process of trying to get it published. I'm also deep in a second, less serious book called Mean. Reach out if you wanna read or know any publishers.

[Emerson Max @EmersonnMaxx]

Stray from tradition. Stop automating business logic and automate making risotto. That shit sucks

[Emerson Max @EmersonnMaxx]

Trying out a new blog, this is a short fiction story based on an idea granger had: https://t.co/cE6pIcIgHo

[Emerson Max @EmersonnMaxx]

All praise Bing, our new search overlord 🙏

[Emerson Max @EmersonnMaxx]

An argument could be made for the opposable thumb as the downfall of humanity

[Emerson Max @EmersonnMaxx]

Just breathed and got a text asking if I would fill out a survey describing my experience

[Emerson Max @EmersonnMaxx]

Anyone try hooking chatGPT up to tinder? Asking for a friend

[Emerson Max @EmersonnMaxx]

Literary cocktail ideas (#2): The tequila sun also rises

[Emerson Max @EmersonnMaxx]

Literary cocktail ideas: Infinite Zest (an old fashioned with extra orange zest)

[Emerson Max @EmersonnMaxx]

All my homies hate Blockfi

[Emerson Max @EmersonnMaxx]

In the future there will be no tweets, only thoughts. But those thoughts will be limited to 280 characters unless you’re in the paid tier

[Emerson Max @EmersonnMaxx]

I’ve decided twitter doesn’t need any engineers to run properly. It can be done with a single Jenkins pipeline and Grimes on s1/s2 support. Please direct any questions to my onlyfans page please

[Emerson Max @EmersonnMaxx]

What if twitter ran on electricity instead of gas?

[Emerson Max @EmersonnMaxx]

Go bird

[Emerson Max @EmersonnMaxx]

Hey guys I can’t chill tonight, I was looking at this mountain earlier and now I have to sit down and think about it for a bit

[Emerson Max @EmersonnMaxx]

“What’s the move tonight,” I ask, staring longingly at a mountain

[Emerson Max @EmersonnMaxx]

Getting groceries in Oregon (One elk carcass, 4 pounds of tillamook cheese, barrel o’ liquor and some finely grown farmers market kush)

[Emerson Max @EmersonnMaxx]

Living in the PNW is sick because all your friends “really want to come visit,” and you can just like look forward to that

[Emerson Max @EmersonnMaxx]

Does the government know when I leave a few seconds on my microwave?

[Emerson Max @EmersonnMaxx]

Rob Dyrdek is my spirit animal