Eryn Desher

[Chris Hahn @ChristopherHahn]

Put Texas Disaster relief in the Covid-19 relief package.

Let’s see Ted Cruz and John Cornyn try and filibuster that.

[Connor Krystyn @ConnorKrystyn]

TWITTER GIVEAWAY! Yay! All you need to do is be following my YouTube channel, and follow me here on twitter. Retweet this photo ❤️ that’s it! Good luck! https://t.co/ONs5wvNaBp

[Eryn Desher @EmesMonkey]

This is the only correct answer.

[Brittany K. @BFab11]

@nisipisa 8+7=15
4+3=7
75

[Eryn Desher @EmesMonkey]

@WhitfordBradley This is soul crushing on a level I cannot process.

[Eryn Desher @EmesMonkey]

@BySamanthaMarch @ColourPopCo Really hope you got this in PR because I need to see some great looks ASAP! 😃

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The last presidential election turned on fewer than 100,000 votes in three states. More people go to Coachella. There’s no good excuse not to vote. Head over to https://t.co/zTCemnRMYV to check your registration, get your absentee ballot, and find out where to vote on November 6.

[Eryn Desher @EmesMonkey]

Thank you @Hertz for being the first genuinely satisfying experience of this crazy vacation. @AmericanAir could learn something from your customer service.

[Eryn Desher @EmesMonkey]

Enjoying all 4 seats assholes? Could you maybe make some room for the haggard Mom and Grandma trying to calm down twins and dragging luggage?

[Eryn Desher @EmesMonkey]

Thanks @AmericanAir for a needlessly rude and difficult flight. Sorry my 16 month old babies weren’t following your “complete silence near first class” rule. Maybe trade your employees to help rather than berate struggling parents.

[Eryn Desher @EmesMonkey]

Fun mommy daughter #PTXSummerTourDAL date night last night. After listening to @KOlusola on the cello, my inner fan girl has reached Beatle Mania level. Our 1st live @PTXofficial experience was definitely a memorable one. ❤️❤️

[Eryn Desher @EmesMonkey]

Fingers crossed that I hear Jolene and Take On Me at the @PTXofficial show on Thursday. #obsessed

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Kirstjen Nielsen was just asked about the deadly white supremacist riot in Charlottesville. She said: “it's not that one side was right and one side was wrong”

One side was wrong: the one with the torches and swastikas. I've said so before & will say it again: she must resign.

[Eryn Desher @EmesMonkey]

@USPS what does it take to get outgoing mail picked up?! After 7 days, our postal worker STILL won’t take the outgoing mail from my mailbox. Ridiculous

[Eryn Desher @EmesMonkey]

I may have to actually watch Dancing With the Stars this time. @Adaripp is going to be on! I admit, I have a big straight girl crush on him.

[Eryn Desher @EmesMonkey]

In my next life, I’m coming back as @ananavarro Defiantly outspoken and zero tolerance for BS especially within her own party. Badass.

[Eryn Desher @EmesMonkey]

Temporary stay at home mom. It’s been 1 day and I already need a vacation. Kudos to @mindydesher who does this every day!

[Eryn Desher @EmesMonkey]

For me, this was a mic drop. ❤️❤️. @Adaripp https://t.co/to7z1upwcL

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

ADAM RIPPON. Because he slays. #WinterOlympics https://t.co/fmMl0C4Amf

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Rep. Kennedy: "It would be easy to dismiss this past year as chaos. As partisanship. As politics. But it’s far, far bigger than that. This administration isn’t just targeting the laws that protect us – they are targeting the very idea that we are all worthy of protection." #SOTU

[Andrew C Laufer, Esq @lauferlaw]

If you serve in this country’s military, you should be entitled to automatic citizenship. I am so done with the mass deportation of these heroes. Stranding their children here without parents. Goddamn this crap pisses me off.

[Eryn Desher @EmesMonkey]

2 minions, 2 parents, lots of sleepless nights. Slowly losing my ability to form coherent thoughts.