Emet-Selch Design Critic

A sorcerer of eld, rating the dwellings of sundered beings

[Emet-Selch Design Critic @EmetRates]

So, this room had no propaganda and no pictures of my grandson. I know that made the bar set rather low. However I loved the hot bath. 10/10. I will definitely return.

[Emet-Selch Design Critic @EmetRates]

Welcome to another apartment! I like the staff working to welcome me to your humble establishment. They unfortunately were less than impressed that I came back from the dead to rate houses.

[Emet-Selch Design Critic @EmetRates]

Absolutely lovely! Stunning! I will definitely return! Please tell the lovely ladies that I will be back.

[Emet-Selch Design Critic @EmetRates]

@MGloomclaw Well I’ve heard shabby chic is in.

[Emet-Selch Design Critic @EmetRates]

If you are interested in having your house rated I am located on Crystal. Feel free to either leave the location of your house, FC room, or apartment as a comment or DM!

[Emet-Selch Design Critic @EmetRates]

@AlmaAppleXIV You need Zodiark.

[Emet-Selch Design Critic @EmetRates]

@AlmaAppleXIV Strike a nerve did I? The bribe was delicious but I can’t overlook your horrible taste in literature.

[Emet-Selch Design Critic @EmetRates]

I am going to be honest with you. I rather liked this house until I got to the propaganda. 5/10. I will have to give you some works to better round out your collection.

[Emet-Selch Design Critic @EmetRates]

What a quaint design. A little too much natural light for my tastes but I am loving the plethora of books. We are off to a great start!

[Emet-Selch Design Critic @EmetRates]

Well at first I was impressed by your book collection. It is all horrible anti-Garlean Empire propaganda. What do you mean we “invaded” your lands? We came peacefully…on magitek.

[Emet-Selch Design Critic @EmetRates]

Look I’m going to be real with you. Seeing my progeny on your wall is costing you big points. 2/10. Get rid of Varis and this room could easily be 10/10.

[Emet-Selch Design Critic @EmetRates]

What a marvelous display! I love how they highlighted yours truly. The Zodiark statue is a nice touch. Truly some sundered beings are not fully brainwashed by Hydaelyn. I look forward to seeing the rest of this room! I have very high expectations.

[Emet-Selch Design Critic @EmetRates]

What in Zodiark’s name? This is such an unflattering photo of me. I can forgive this, but Varis? This is who you want to see scowling at you as you go to sleep? And don’t get me started on Zenos.