Em

where’s my supersuit

[Michael O’Brien @DrOBrienMD]

The way I’m about to become a professional gas and eggs price tracker is absolutely astonishing.

[Em @Emguana]

@bud_brat IG memes about dr pepper

[al @algllgh]

forgive me if this is a bit of a boomer take but if you have a restaurant and you have a website for that restaurant i think that the menu for the restaurant should be on the website

[jess ⎕ @trumanpotb]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Hannah Riley Fernandez @hannahcrileyy]

NEW FLIER FOR HAZEL. Please please please share. Post around St Francis emergency vet if you’re able. I’m terrified of the temperature drops tonight

[Hannah Riley Fernandez @hannahcrileyy]

IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR HAZEL DO NOT CALL CHASE OR WHISTLE. Just report sightings to me. 470-867-7530. This is advice from a professional tracker I’m working with. Please share.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

My favorite part of The Oscars was when the winners kept saying "you may not know it's British Mother’s Day" as if everyone watching didn't already know it was British Mother’s Day for one very specific reason.

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

I’m this old

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

stop giving Poor Things these damn awards cause now my grandma wanna watch it

[Em @Emguana]

Robert Downey Jr. ignoring Ke Huy Quan!!?!? We ride at dawn.

[Em @Emguana]

this was me and Three Wooden Crosses on Monday

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me vibing to the same song i've played 25 times today already

[Em @Emguana]

idk I just really would have thought Austin Butler would have at least dropped the Elvis accent for Dune Part Two 🤷‍♀️

[Em @Emguana]

now that I can see again, it’s over for y’all

[Em @Emguana]

Getting a pedicure and staring at the one spot on your leg that you obviously missed while shaving

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

you got a fast car
i got a plan to get us out of here

[Chris “Law Dork” Geidner @chrisgeidner]

What an incredible night.

[Noah Kahan Nation | The Great Divide 4.24 @NoahKahanNation]

🎥| Noah’s glambot 🤩