Death By Grape 🤘🏼

scooting my way through life

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I wish washing machines and dryers took cards cuz this bitch never has quarters

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you know a restaurant is good when their beans fucking slap

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@JamieMarieS I want them out in the open, ya know, where there tits can be my tits can be.

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Should I sit my roommates down for a meeting asking their opinions on me being shirtless in the entire apartment? (I live with 3 men)

[Axelar Modular @AxelarModular]

I love Snoop Dogg for this

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🇺🇸 IGGY FUCKING AZALEA 🇺🇸

[urlocaldonut @ ig ✨ @eveestg]

THEY PLAYED THE WRONG SONG FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM I-

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I have a blue red solo cup

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@JamieMarieS Fuckkkkk Jamie!!!

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Wayne's World

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Name this movie. Wrong answers only.

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I hope people can see into my apartment window so they can see me dance naked

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what's more attractive than a girl with a bop it?

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@JamieMarieS MOIST

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When people I work with ask my pronouns I get super fucking happy

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Hi! I'd like you to know if you're ever feeling down, depressed, anxious, sad, lonely, hurt, upset or anything like that just know that I am here. I am here for you. I am here to talk or to listen or to just literally be there for you.