Emily Cook

UKCOM ‘24

[Emily Cook @Emi_Jane318]

Sometimes I get upset and go for a run. Sometimes I get upset and eat 10 Reese cups. It's all about balance.

[NYTimes Vows @NYTvows]

Life moves fast—one day you're a cool youth and then before you know it, you're gasping at the sight of a Le Creuset in a color you have never seen before.

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

Are you ever just being a woman and you think “oh this is how an svu episode starts”

[sofie ☭ @darlingube]

kidnappers stand no chance against my skincare routine if they grab me by the neck i will just slither out like a wet hotdog

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

one horseman at a time please

[The Nearsighted Farseer @zaddyvince]

Seasonal depression seems fake until it's 55 degrees in February and it feels like you just took a party drug.

[Sam Reece @ItSamReece]

The only good feeling left is when you’re eating an amazing sandwich and you still have another half left

[B @the_petshopboy]

nobody:

me at the club: 🗣WE STILL GOING
TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT AFTER
THIS?

[kindred @haleyobsession]

alexis rose 7 years ago today but also me at literally every waking moment

[Emily Cook @Emi_Jane318]

Good morning to everyone except Coach Nate

#TedLasso

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

“can you explain this gap in your resume?” yeah, that was when i felt joy for the only time in my adult life

[Emily Cook @Emi_Jane318]

My contractor just pronounced the GOAT’s name as “Sim-ee-own” Biles. I’m about to throw him out of my house. The pain is too raw today.

[Emily Cook @Emi_Jane318]

The Nextdoor app is a strange, strange place y’all

[MARINA @MarinaDiamandis]

I can’t wait to sleep one day

[Emily Cook @Emi_Jane318]

@elliercook Is this why you leave me on read