Emi Adler

livin life, one minute at a time.

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Used my stimulus to pay my damn federal income taxes today. Am I 27 or 72? #AskingForAFriend #stimmy

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Today a client told me that millennials aren’t actually called millennials, we’re called “hood ass mothafuckas” So I asked her if the next time someone asked me what generation I am, I could say I was a hood ass mothafucka and she looked like she saw a damn ghost. It was awesome.

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Tryna get ready for work and the power went out in my apartment 😂😂 OK THURSDAY - SIMMER DOWN!!!

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They better be worth the jalapeño juice I got in my eyes...(real talk: it stings terribly but I can’t stop laughing at myself) #oops #DyingAndLaughing

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@carliepowers I will NEVER forget watching the 2012 debate with you...#proud

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Dear winter: CEASE AND DESIST. #OverIt

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@realDonaldTrump is currently “addressing the nation” but I can’t hear his words...all I can focus on is the look of utter constipation on his face. #resist

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New Years resolution: this year, I will abstain from using PCP. #goals

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@thewestwingTV is ruining my life. I AM NOT EMOTIONAL. WHY AM I CRYING?!

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Am I the only one that gets stuck in their feelings around their birthday?? #ImOldNow

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Mobile Crisis Responder is really just code for the fact that I play hide and seek with grown folks around Wyandotte County all day #SocialWorkLife

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I watch local news and weather every day yet it never fails that sometime between that and leaving my house, I’m never prepared for the elements. #ugh

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It’s my favorite thing when I’m meeting to help out another professional and they’re late...#MYTIMEISIMPORTANT

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Just got home from brunch...it’s 9:05pm.

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On a scale of 1 to St Patrick’s Day, I hope to reach around a 7.8 today. Hit me up for some day drankin. #uhoh