Emily Webb

Michigan girl living in Arizona!

[Emily Webb @EmiJean]

@MurderSmall episode 61’s discussion of needing a new pandemic did NOT age well 🤣🤣 #psychic #creepy #calledit

[Emily Webb @EmiJean]

@AlainaToTheMax referencing Gilmore Girls in the Natalie Woods episode gave me LIFE! I literally cant hear this case without thinking of Miss Selene. “OH MY GOD ITS NATALIE WOODS!” @AMorbidPodcast

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Fun fact! All makeup has an expiration date. Unless it’s the urban decay palette you paid $40 for in 2011, then it doesn’t.

[Emily Webb @EmiJean]

Why are the “web sleuths” in the Cecil Hotel docuseries so annoying? 🤣Is it because Im a hotel employee and I know having people like them staying where I work would be SOO annoying? Yep thats 100% it.

[Emily Webb @EmiJean]

My last Fuck leaving my body when I get another rude client email 🖕🏻🖕🏻

[Emily Webb @EmiJean]

Listening to March 2020 episodes of @AMorbidPodcast where they talk about how May shows will probably still happening 😭😭 Oh how naive we all were

[Emily Webb @EmiJean]

@erikadoran @hannahlou992 Agreed girl...

[Emily Webb @EmiJean]

@EmmaCGood Parents: they are so needy 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[Emily Webb @EmiJean]

Relatable AF

[Emma Gr8 @EmmaCGood]

When you’re 30+ and still getting in trouble for stuff from your mother....🤦‍♀���

[Emily Webb @EmiJean]

@EmmaCGood See I’d be mad if someone DID call me at midnight 🤣

[Emily Webb @EmiJean]

@hannahlou992 @erikadoran Its not that I mind Im just curious....it doesnt seem like someone who works from home in IT is “high risk” 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Kay M. Dingwell🍁🩺🏳️‍🌈 @CanadianKayMD]

Using negative COVID tests to decide if it’s safe to go to parties is like using pregnancy tests as contraception.

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

After 2020 I'm never going to question why they keep opening up Jurassic Park despite obvious safety issues.

[Emily Webb @EmiJean]

@t_ferrio I dont forsee this happening but please let me know if Im wrong 🤣

[Emily Webb @EmiJean]

@erikadoran @hannahlou992 Why is someone in IT getting it this early?? I thought that it was medical professionals and elderly first???

[zooey deschanel @ZooeyDeschanel]

Here’s to not needing an excuse to be in bed by 9 this year! Happiest New Year’s Eve to you and yours 🎉🎉

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i heard there is a ball dropping later. does anybody have the details? i am interested in that

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

This one New Year's Eve party, I was the only single person and when the clock struck midnight I didn't know what to do as the couples kissed. So I kissed the owner's cat. It scratched me. Also, I'm allergic to cats. So I bled and sneezed. Moral of the story: don't party tonight.

[Emily Webb @EmiJean]

This is literally me 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[Yves-Angeline @AdamantxYves]

- My dad (driving my car): How long has your car been doing this?
- Me: ...Doing what?

[Emily Webb @EmiJean]

Investigation Discovery has a show called Deadly Dentists. Why do I want to watch this? 🤣🤣