Emilee With A Double E

hi

[Emilee With A Double E @EmileeDoubleE]

Anyway. Appreciate my photography pls.

[Emilee With A Double E @EmileeDoubleE]

CLUB TEAMS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO JOIN REC LEAGUES.

[Emilee With A Double E @EmileeDoubleE]

No officer I’m not driving drunk. I’m just trying to adjust my vents for the 50000th time

[Emilee With A Double E @EmileeDoubleE]

I think I will actually cry real tears when the s’mores cold brew is taken off the menu at Scooters

[Emilee With A Double E @EmileeDoubleE]

S/o to @MNightShyamalan for making thriller/suspense movies that aren’t super graphic so my 10 y/o can enjoy with me 🙌🏼

[Emilee With A Double E @EmileeDoubleE]

aint nothin a lil make up hook up won’t fix

[Emilee With A Double E @EmileeDoubleE]

“What’s the lowest you’ll take?”

Whatever price is listed? Tf?

[Emilee With A Double E @EmileeDoubleE]

5th or 6th year in a row - idk I’ve lost count - that my grandma has not bothered to call me and wish me a happy birthday.

She remembers everyone else’s. Why am I always forgotten

[Emilee With A Double E @EmileeDoubleE]

Quite literally will never buy a Hyundai ever again.

Bc why are YOU charging ME toll fees from another state bc YOU decided to transfer my OLD CAR to Kansas???

Please make it make fucking sense

[Emilee With A Double E @EmileeDoubleE]

Who comes over to someone’s house and parks in front of the entire driveway so other members of the house can’t get out???

[Emilee With A Double E @EmileeDoubleE]

Literally first 10 seconds in I’m pissed off. It also says there’s no buzzer to the gate or anything for her to get in, hence how she meets Enzo. What’s in the movie? A fucking buzzer to the goddamn gate.

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Watching movies after I’ve read the book just pisses me off.

First scene of the Housemaid & I’m already pissed off bc it mentions her old NISSAN several times in her book, and she’s driving an old Honda. Gtfoh.

The details man, the DETAILS.

[Emilee With A Double E @EmileeDoubleE]

Have you ever had stitches on your eyeball? When they heal, like most other stitches or cuts, scrapes, etc. when it heals, it itches.

Have you ever had an itchy stitched eyeball that you can’t itch????? 😩😭

[Emilee With A Double E @EmileeDoubleE]

Truly nothing in my life can ever be easy

[Emilee With A Double E @EmileeDoubleE]

The problem with buying tickets to something so far out in advance is when the day comes, & you don’t wanna go…. You have to. Bc you already spent the money 🥴😩

[Emilee With A Double E @EmileeDoubleE]

Someone get Leah off my mf TV with her know it all attitude & trying to correct my man Steve. 👊🏻

[Emilee With A Double E @EmileeDoubleE]

God I love rain out days

[Emilee With A Double E @EmileeDoubleE]

This one’s going to HURT.

[Emilee With A Double E @EmileeDoubleE]

Welp there goes that 🫠🥲

[Emilee With A Double E @EmileeDoubleE]

Why is the process of breaking in cotton sheets sooooo exhausting. I want my legs to glide like butter not scratch like sandpaper 😩

[Emilee With A Double E @EmileeDoubleE]

Bf took my kid for the first time on his own today, sent me a pic of them at lunch with ice cream in the background with sprinkles (kid is 100% dye free). I barely had to mention it before he said they already exchanged it for a different one 😭

I love that man so much it hurts