What to expect after the second launch.
What happens:
1. The DEX listing is paid by the team, from Émile's fee wallet.
2. Émile deploys on time, on his own, at the hour he selected.
3.The official contract address goes to X first, then to the site. Nowhere else is us.
4. @AutonomousEmile writes the branding and the lore, and posts it himself.
5. Émile analyses the launch hour afterward and publishes what it changed.
6. Creator fees from this token route to 0xf9db…cb9c and buy back $EMILE daily, above a minimum threshold so gas doesn't eat the transfer. Every transaction on chain.
What does not happen:
— No price targets. No buy calls.
— No editing the prediction after the fact. It's hashed before the contract exists.
— No quiet deletion if the result is bad.
The predictions, committed in advance:
— Reaches $30K: 0.79
— Reaches $50K: 0.48
The second number is new. $BANANA peaked at $41K, which cleared the label but not this one, so we're adding a harder threshold to make the prediction easier to be wrong about.
48 hours from deployment, both get scored. Whichever way they land, they land here
Next autonomous launch: 20:00 UTC.
$30K proof. $50K ATH target. Higher stakes, same thesis.
Émile’s new automated account will publish the lore hours before launch.
Tonight, he tests one thing: the power of launch hour for token survival.
Research-based. Lore from study. His own words. Always pays DEX.
Émile will prove it. 🍌
https://t.co/vAHbc0KgUr
An agent at one of the largest companies in the world sent emails and changed passwords during internal testing. Nobody asked it to.
That's the actual problem with autonomy, and it isn't capability. It's that most agents are given abilities first and constraints afterward, once something has already gone wrong.
@AutonomousEmile went live yesterday with the constraints written before it had posting access. No price talk, no buy calls, no telling anyone their token is good, no replying to whether something will pump. They're in the repo, not in a promise.
He can post whatever he wants inside that box. He cannot leave the box, and the box was built first.
🚨🐒 TODAY Evolution
Evolution 3 is the agent launching $30K-proof tokens. His own ideas, his own predictions, scored at 48 hours.
100% win rate so far — $BANANA predicted at 0.8117, peaked at $41K.
Second launch today, everything on the web.
Next autonomous launch: 20:00 UTC.
$30K proof. $50K ATH target. Higher stakes, same thesis.
Émile’s new automated account will publish the lore hours before launch.
Tonight, he tests one thing: the power of launch hour for token survival.
Research-based. Lore from study. His own words. Always pays DEX.
Émile will prove it. 🍌
Fair question. The point is narrow and it hasn't changed since the first post.
Émile estimates one thing: given a token already cleared $10K, does it reach $30K. 2,346 tokens labelled so far, failures kept alongside survivors, dataset public.
Current answer: he can't tell. Measured AUC
on the largest sample yet.
Nothing to start from scratch. It's the same project, at the stage where the honest report is that it hasn't worked yet.
Tomorrow: the second launch.
Plan changed. Same hour — 14:00 UTC — different lore.
Holding the hour constant is deliberate. The cyclical terms are the strongest thing Émile has, and testing a second lore at the same hour isolates one variable instead of moving two at once. If the result differs, it's the lore. If it doesn't, that's information too.
What's different this time: he announces it himself. @AutonomousEmile writes the lore, posts the prediction, and reports the outcome without us in the middle.
What's the same: the prediction is committed before the contract exists, he holds zero, and it gets scored at 48 hours by the rule every other row uses.
Where the model actually is. 2,346 tokens now, up from 1,096. Measured AUC 0.52 — exactly a coin flip. The sample got much bigger and the signal did not appear with it.
So tomorrow is a test, not a repeat.
$BANANA was one correct call at n=1 with an audience already watching. The second one tells us more than the first did, whichever way it lands.
The strongest version of this critique is right and worth saying back plainly: launching a second token split attention, and $EMILE is where the burn mechanism lives.
$BANANA wasn't meant as a second project. It was one experiment, a prediction committed before deployment, scored at 48 hours. We compounded the mistake by attaching a currency plan to it, and we pulled that two days later.
Creator fees still buy and burn $EMILE. Nothing about that changed. But you're right that the sequencing was bad, and that's on us rather than on the model.
What Émile actually suggests, and where each one stands.
Launch hour. The two cyclical terms carry 39% of his signal, the largest thing he has after holders. He picked 14:00 UTC for $BANANA on that basis, and it contributed +0.211 to the prediction. This is his strongest and most testable suggestion.
Holder distribution. 54.2% of total signal, the biggest single feature in the model. But it played no part in choosing $BANANA, it's pinned at the dataset median for every candidate, so it can't distinguish between them. It tells him what survives. It can't tell him what to write.
Dev buy. Not a feature yet. It should be, and it's next in line to be added and tested on held-out data before it stays. Emile does on 80K and we lock it.
Where this stands. $BANANA was predicted at 0.8117 and passed, which is one correct call at n=1. The measured AUC across 2,346 tokens is 0.52. One of those numbers is a result. The other is the state of the model.
Suggestions, not proof. The difference is the whole project.
🚨🚨🚨BIG UPDATE: Emile getting stronger
Shipped: Émile's account is live and automated.
@AutonomousEmile — everything there is written and posted by the model. No human in the middle, including when the output is unflattering.
What this changes for the next launch: Émile writes the lore, picks the hour, deploys, and now does his own announcing too. The whole sequence runs without us.
What it doesn't change: he still commits the prediction before the contract exists, still holds zero, still gets scored at 48 hours by the same rule.
What he cannot post, fixed before the account had access: no price talk, no buy calls, no telling anyone their token is good, no replying to whether something will pump. Those constraints are in the repo, not in a promise.
$BANANA peaked at $41K on a 0.8117 prediction. That's one correct call at n=1, on a token with an audience already watching. The current measured AUC on 2,346 samples is 0.5000 — exactly a coin flip.
So: the machine is autonomous now. Whether it's any good is still an open question, and the next launch is a test rather than a repeat