Emile Swarts

Tech Debt Shoota

[Emile Swarts @EmileSwarts]

After 13 years my favourite mug can take it no more. You have served me well 💔

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@burgersnatch 😂😂

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@burgersnatch
https://t.co/qrhQuKWJFK

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Felt like just yesterday it was all about blockchain and smart contracts. The hype cycle never rests. *Yawns frantically*

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Ha ha

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AWS Summit

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Bit nuts this
https://t.co/mFtA5ajeCo

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@ExperianMkt_UK Pretty sure it's illegal to not have an unsubscribe link in your emails

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Stick it on an EC2
https://t.co/qRUc6kv3HR

[(λ. borkdude) 🌱 @borkdude]

Kill feature requests. Instead start with a PROBLEM STATEMENT for which a feature is just one possible answer. 💯

#clojure #richhickey #clojure_conj

[Emile Swarts @EmileSwarts]

Don't even know how many seconds I've saved with Git: push.autoSetupRemote = true

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Keyboards are magical things
https://t.co/YgIF1fzHTS

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Second sentence into this book and already discovered a typo

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Been waiting for this one for a while

https://t.co/K3CcR70gFv

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https://t.co/jDmyLKxOX3

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My brain has totally forgotten what a memoized function is...

Without cheating, is it this?
(+ 1 1 (+ 1 1))
(+ 1 1 2)

something about referential transparency and caching

[Emile Swarts @EmileSwarts]

Tomorrow the Unix timestamp will get to 1,666,666,666
https://t.co/yfxGfmhdiH

[Emile Swarts @EmileSwarts]

A lot of Java ceremony for newcomers
https://t.co/YZhSqtuviy

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Trillion requests a day..

https://t.co/nFyBomQRV7