Emilie Olson

don’t back down. back it up.

[Emilie Olson @EmilieOlson9]

Hey @instagram, where is your customer service and user protections? I’ve been hacked 15 times in 48 hours. You’ve done nothing to help. @instagram @instagram

[Emilie Olson @EmilieOlson9]

POV of a gay best friend in Hollywood: “I feel like if I were to do a romance based reality TV show it would be less bachelor and more flavour of love because, let’s be honest, I have too much personality for ABC”

[Emilie Olson @EmilieOlson9]

Hey @Apple can we pretty please have a disco ball emoji

[Emilie Olson @EmilieOlson9]

Okay I have to just come out and say it: @lisarinna’s bucket hat collection is absolute GOLD.

[Emilie Olson @EmilieOlson9]

Shout out to the #whitelotus for showing an accurate portrayal of what it’s like to work in the hospitality industry

[Emilie Olson @EmilieOlson9]

“Tik tok isn’t that hard. You just look pretty and take jokes from Twitter”

[Emilie Olson @EmilieOlson9]

Okay so petition to stop telling Missouri it’s in the Midwest bc really it’s in the South and if you wanna argue with me here’s my evidence: they say “y’all” instead of “you guys”.

[Tracking Biden From The Left @BidenTracking]

IMPORTANT: Today, has been the worst day of the Biden presidency thus far. I’m not joking. Here’s a thread of all the terrible things that happened today and why they matter:

[Emilie Olson @EmilieOlson9]

HELLO IF I DONT KNOW YOU PLEASE DONT TOUCH MY TATTOOS THANKS

[Emilie Olson @EmilieOlson9]

Me to my boyfriend: “do you like ceviche?”
B: “yeah I listen to him all the time!”
Me:

[Emilie Olson @EmilieOlson9]

Okay but can we keep social distancing? Like stay tf out my personal bubble

[Emilie Olson @EmilieOlson9]

Since when are sweatpants so expensive

[Emilie Olson @EmilieOlson9]

I’ve been writing so many essays for school, academic language is leaking into my regular language. Like today, instead of saying “I’ll send the package back”, I said “I will conduct an exchange upon arrival of the shipment”. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Emilie Olson @EmilieOlson9]

Well today is going to be the best day I’ve had in awhile #inauguration46

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

BREAKING: The House of Representatives votes 232-197 to impeach President Trump for incitement of insurrection on the U.S. Capitol.

He's the first president in history to be impeached twice.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: House Democrats have formally introduced an article of impeachment charging President Trump with “inciting violence against the government of the United States.”
https://t.co/sGmkDmsRB0

[Emilie Olson @EmilieOlson9]

If you’ve made it through the first 10 months of the pandemic without having to worry about how you’re going to pay your rent and feed yourself, then I don’t want to hear about how hard the pandemic has been for you.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Even in the Civil War, the Confederate flag never got close the Capitol. More than 150 years later, the sight of a man casually carrying one outside the Senate floor was a piercing reminder of the persistence of white supremacism.
https://t.co/l2fW7HHBOn

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The president got permanently suspended from Twitter!
Your move, Grubhub.

[Emilie Olson @EmilieOlson9]

Well, I'm disgusted.