Emilio

I like turtles

[Ben Horwitz @horwitzben]

thrilled to share that i now contain the sum total of all human knowledge

[Ronit Pereira @CAronitpereira]

“It says here in the history book that the good guys have won every single time.”

- Norm MacDonald

[Clown Prince of Comics @Cheesymanfredo]

Legit one of saddest things to experience as a man

[sarina @sariverse]

i unfortunately see it

[Jay’V @JayVTheGreat]

Going by your logic, that would mean that it’s her house too, jackass.

[Hamzé Attar @hamzattar]

Cybersecurity is crying in the corner.

[bawonki @Balarkeuwu]

this is gayer than fucking a dude

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

If AOC's a Christian, then I'm black

[Victor Hernández @ZomVick]

Ojala el Rey aproveche y nos pida perdón por regresarnos a Paulina Rubio.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

As I’ve argued for years, the “insanity” defense should not exist. It should not be permitted by law.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭😭

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

Do you realize that we are the last generation on Earth that knows what life was like before Al...

[A L e 𝕏 @l0rdAlexX]

Y nosotros quejándonos de las pausas de hidratación 😅😅

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

A common joke among Parisians is that the best view of Paris is from the Montparnasse Tower — because it's the only place in Paris where you can't see the Montparnasse Tower...

[Kaylee McGhee White @KayleeDMcGhee]

My politics is whatever removes these people and their evil ideology from my country.