Emilito Pequeño Fresco

You make me uncomfortable. stop.

[Emilito Pequeño Fresco @EmilitoPF]

I did not take off my makeup before bed, so 2022 is ruined.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

no new year’s resolution this year as i’ve recently discovered I’m perfect and I require no changes

[Emilito Pequeño Fresco @EmilitoPF]

“I didn’t come to Christmas to be judged by a woman wearing cheetah print”

[Emilito Pequeño Fresco @EmilitoPF]

@marmarlovesyouu & me facetiming:
*five minutes of radio silence*
Me: our lives suck, dude.

[Emilito Pequeño Fresco @EmilitoPF]

It is officially ~downward-spiral-December~… & I’ve already got the spins.

[Emilito Pequeño Fresco @EmilitoPF]

@marmarlovesyouu Not me crying to Taylor swift before 8:30

[Emilito Pequeño Fresco @EmilitoPF]

@marmarlovesyouu Shut up

[Emilito Pequeño Fresco @EmilitoPF]

Me: *shows up super early for work*
Security: I’m so sorry, you can’t sleep here
Me: …*confused*
Security:… *also confused*
Me: … *realizes*
Me: I’m not homeless, I work here…

[Emilito Pequeño Fresco @EmilitoPF]

Staying on my toes because I’m about due for a major life altering crisis.

[Emilito Pequeño Fresco @EmilitoPF]

There is no good reason for just being a straight up liar.

[Emilito Pequeño Fresco @EmilitoPF]

-“Bye, love you”
-“Love you, bye”

[Emilito Pequeño Fresco @EmilitoPF]

I never thought I’d be annoyed by halloween… but it’s August and I only have 3 days before I turn 25. Hot girl summer DOES NOT END until I decide what my quarter life crisis is going to look like like.

[Emilito Pequeño Fresco @EmilitoPF]

Cold Asian food is better than cold pizza. This is a hill I am willing to die on.

[Emilito Pequeño Fresco @EmilitoPF]

I would rather be burned alive than ever have to go to a club again.

[Emilito Pequeño Fresco @EmilitoPF]

Potato salad!!!!!!!!!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

due respect to myself but being this short is kind of suspicious like where’s the rest of me?

[Emilito Pequeño Fresco @EmilitoPF]

@marmarlovesyouu Still should

[Emilito Pequeño Fresco @EmilitoPF]

Yesterday a Krispy Kreme employee hit on me and I’m just wondering exactly what kind of energy I give off that keeps making fast food employees hit on me?