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[FormerlyIR @ 🦋 @FormerlyIr]

A person learning English as a second language just asked me the difference between “burned” and “burnt” — and I just stared blankly back with a 404 error screen running through my brain.

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

what the fuck are you doing

[(g) ⋆ @colinfarrellsgf]

well, he's not called 'asap' for nothing

[nat ☆ @natsinctrl]

is he even okay?!?!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Former police officer Sean Grayson has been found guilty in the death of Sonya Massey, a Black woman whom he shot after she called the police for assistance.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Netflix subtitles be like [speaking Spanish]
BRO 😭 translate it thennn!!!!

[Nicole ✨ @BombshellCole]

😂😂😂

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

I don’t agree. Abortion is never "casual." It’s a decision that sits at the intersection of a woman’s body,her life and her future. It's deeply personal and always significant. Feminism isn’t about telling women to treat it lightly but protecting their right to choose, supporting

[Bumblebae 🐝 @Ethereal_Chill]

Spraying him with water SENT me😭😭

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

This was such a good movie they don’t make em like this anymore

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

i could look you dead in the face and have no idea what the fck you just told me

[Dapper Detective @Dapper_Det]

BREAKING: The sexual predator arrested for first-degree attempted kidnapping of a barista that was caught on video just outside of Seattle has been released from jail on cashless bail.

This is precisely why women in America are being raped and murdered by repeat offenders.

[Groby @groby5000000]

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

[★ @puthyreloaded]

i’m really easy to rage bait bc wtf are you talking about and why are you saying it to me

[Loppy Rae @ Hurtsies are Live! @LoppyRae]

My 6yo son has been talking about needing to do his hair nice and be cute for school so he can “attract females.” I was terrified he got exposed to some alpha male shit. You know what it was?

Fucking Animal Planet.
He is learning to flirt from BIRD documentaries.