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[mika @mikasagrada]

“2027 é daqui 3 meses”

eu, que perdi a noção do tempo desde 2019:

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE THE PEOPLE MAKING THE BIGGEST DECISIONS ABOUT OUR LIVES ARE THE ONES WHO WILL NEVER HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR FUCKED UP ASS DECISIONS

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Parents spot fake friends.
Children spot fake relatives.

[Liza @Li33aaa]

At the family barbecue my cousin’s husband kept joking that “period mood swings are just an excuse to be a bitch.” His 13-year-old daughter finally said, “Dad, when you have a kidney stone you cry and everyone brings you ice packs. When Mom has endometriosis she still packs your lunch. Sit down.” The table went quiet so fast you could hear the burgers sizzle.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Who the hell thought Gmail needed a storage limit and that, once it’s full, you wouldn’t be able to receive emails anymore?????

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Losing a job is scary.
But loosing your health and peace of mind because of a job is scarier.
Let’s not romanticise toxic corporate culture

[nube☁️ • 👧🍵⏳🪶 @rdvelveties]

being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???

[tegan @dirtystruth]

can we abolish vip with no artist interaction

[mssexxyirl @mssexxyirl]

ever since i was a little girl i’ve always known i wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when i grew up

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

The worst part of applying for jobs is having to write cover letters explaining my deep passion for a company I had no idea existed until I saw the job listing 2 hours ago

[𝐼𝑠𝑎𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎 ⋆☽₊˚.𓋹.˚₊☾⋆ @cutesy_kuromiii]

You’re NEVER gonna convince me that any black person found hanging from a TREE is a suicide

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

An image you can hear

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

The idea that "30 days builds a habit" is a joke to an ADHD brain. I can do something flawlessly every day for 3 weeks, miss exactly one day, and my brain will permanently delete the entire routine

[໊ @cdoll]

how it feels going back to work after your lunch break

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

how it feels explaining morals & principles to a grown adult

[beau i'spose 🦌 @frenchfrydream_]

the older I grow the more I dont play abt children like they're literally new here have some respect

[devilette @deviIette]

Honestly kinda funny that an attempt on a US President used to paralyze the entire country but my timeline is full of people angry their sports broadcast was interrupted only for the news to be that he was still alive LMFAOOOOOO the collective disappointment!!!! 😭😭

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

"Are u sure you don’t mind if we cancel?"

Me :