Emily Bohn

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

one of my biggest faults is that when i ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is

[angie @hotsoggi]

why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing

[kara @sloansavery]

CHASING CARS AND IT ENDING WITH HIM SAYING DONT WASTE ONE SINGLE MINUTE IM DEVASTATED

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

every positive update i get about punch adds 10 years to my lifespan

[Global UPDATES @GlobalUpdates24]

Sabrina Carpenter said the secret to writing hit songs is very simple:

"Call men stúpid in as many ways as you can"

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

You'd think white dudes who do nothing but watch WW2 documentaries would recognize fascism more when they see it.

[iconnorpop @iconnnorpop]

I’ll drink bleach before I post a picture of myself in 2016

[maddie @madsssagascar]

“post a photo dump of you from 2016!” absolutely not. what the fuck is wrong with you

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

Its not just ICE, there has always ALWAYS needed to be a deeper discussion about the psychology of men who go into law enforcement.

[Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan @morninggloria]

Hey so the penalty for making a pretend cop mad isn't death

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

so are the NFL playoff games going to have a moment of silence this weekend or is that reserved for podcast hosts

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Back in my day when you saved a document it would go a main folder called documents and you knew where it was because it was in the folder called documents

[maze ☆ team tragedy @m0sstrx]

whoever decided pinterest boards should open to the more ideas tab first needs to be dealt with

[kita @kitaaabby]

if a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

[Chief @chiefflips]

@PopCrave “Who’s this Bad Bunny guy and why the fuck is he doing the halftime show?”

[kenzie @pk_kenzie]

What if you’re inside when the rapture happens and you get stuck in the corner of the ceiling like a balloon

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Grindr has reported a 72% increase in use in Glendale, Arizona last night and today

🙏🌈

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

you can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in