Emily Draper

oh.

[Emily Draper @EmilyDraper]

The door is locked and this sticky note has been on it for at least 15 minutes. Who even knows what time it was put up?

[Emily Draper @EmilyDraper]

Hey @ATT , is this acceptable @ your Grayslake, IL location?

[Emily Draper @EmilyDraper]

I've never read anything more exciting

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

On January 20, the Trump White House will advise all U.S​. water systems to remove fluoride from public water. Fluoride is an industrial waste associated with arthritis, bone fractures, bone cancer, IQ loss, neurodevelopmental disorders, and thyroid disease. President ​@realDonaldTrump and First Lady @MELANIATRUMP want to Make America Healthy Again.​ @michaelpconnett

https://t.co/Q1wSXoiO5F

[Emily Draper @EmilyDraper]

@CJackson63472 @TheMickeyWiki Hello! @TheMickeyWiki 's wife here!
56:47!! We just went back and found it 😅😅

[Emily Draper @EmilyDraper]

@TheMickeyWiki @PAVGOD OOOOOPE

[Gaga Crave 🌷 @AMENARTPOP]

fuck it lady gaga needs to see this https://t.co/Ps5SYedsOc

[Emily Draper @EmilyDraper]

Story of my life https://t.co/ZIBDmGFo9v

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

We came up with 10 delicious LaCroix and alcohol pairings that you have to try. https://t.co/OFlM03wBCB (IG: simplestrand)

[Emily Draper @EmilyDraper]

Where has this been all my life? https://t.co/tmBJx9rXKD

[Emily Draper @EmilyDraper]

Evan: *looks at something on tablet* " ..FOUR WIENERS??"
Me: "..WHAT!?"
*looks*
"THATS AN UTTER! That's where milk comes from! It's cow boobs!"
Evan: "more like cow DOOBS!"

....who is my child? 😭🐄😭

[Emily Draper @EmilyDraper]

My god, I've never read a more accurate statement. However, in usually Ernie 😭😭 https://t.co/SIidtXkBFt

[Emily Draper @EmilyDraper]

I've never heard a more accurate statement https://t.co/DOZmbU5ysO

[Emily Draper @EmilyDraper]

Evan: "mama, this yellow one is lemonade flavored... but this other one is steering wheel flavored 😑"

[Emily Draper @EmilyDraper]

😭😭😭 https://t.co/27WwqZ3O4n

[Emily Draper @EmilyDraper]

Evan: "..DOOON'T LOOK!!! ...NOOO PEEKINN'...!!! * loudly whispers to self* that's how ya cheat!"

[Emily Draper @EmilyDraper]

Hmm. My #2017bestnine - https://t.co/nNm80juiMv

[Emily Draper @EmilyDraper]

After hours little wieners #2018

[Emily Draper @EmilyDraper]

This. Except i put it between my middle finger and ring finger. Don't ask. 😑 https://t.co/ysZu67IGgO

[Emily Draper @EmilyDraper]

"Mama, Rosie (the guinea pig) pooped all over auntie hailey's room. That's why she's a piece of garbage"😭😭😭😭