Emily Townsend

Greyhound mumma 🐶, Netflix enthusist, psychic medium in training 🔮

[Emily Townsend @EmilyJayne255]

First we get Grandpa Tony Hawk and Grandma Courtney Love.

Now we’re getting Grandpa Eminem!

What a time to be alive!
#Temporary

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The culture at the Broncos must be so toxic. What in the Regina George is going on there?
#NRL #BrisbaneBroncos

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Carrie, I’m going hold your hand when I say this… sue the person who did your tan.
#TheLogies

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It’s cute that America thinks they’re leading the medal tally at #PARIS2024
They’re not, but it’s cute that they think they are!
Bless your cotton socks, USA!
#OlympicGames

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@a_eugol Ahhh yes, but as we all know contracts have cooling off periods and they don’t really mean anything.

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@FOXNRL Cook to Dragons, Jeremy Marshall-King to follow Wayne to the Rabbitohs, Brandon Smith to Dolphins.
#NRL #NRL360

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Anyone who thinks Jake Trbojevic shouldn’t be captain of New South Wales doesn’t know anything about #StateofOrigin. The guy is all heart, he gives a shit and that what NSW need.

[Emily Townsend @EmilyJayne255]

BELMORE BILL!
#NRLBulldogsRoosters

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@787hwudhw His hair lol. What person who constantly ties their hair up has their hairline start in the middle of the forehead 🤣.

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Jack must of got a two for one deal teeth and plugs package in Koh Samui. His plugs aren’t even and his mouth is like a piano.
#MAFSAU

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Ok now the Americans have tuned in, please for the love of Artie Beetson (you can google him) DO NOT call it rugby. It’s Rugby League, League, NRL or as our fearless leader Peter V’Landys calls it “Rugba League”.
#NRLVegas #NRL

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Tut tut Tori, your micro-aggression is showing!
#MAFSAU

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They mustn’t have double movement in the Super League!
#WorldClubChallenge #WIGvsPEN

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That Patrick Mahomes guy is like the Nathan Cleary of the NFL
#SuperBowl #NFL #NRL

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Should have just had Lil Jon from the start.
#HalftimeShow

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Bono looking like he’s just had cataract surgery.
#GRAMMYs

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Ahh The #GRAMMYs, the only thing the live performances prove is who relies on auto tune and who doesn’t.

[Emily Townsend @EmilyJayne255]

Dear @netflix
STOP RELEASING SEASONS IN 2 PARTS!!!
WE KNOW YOU HAVE ALL THE EPISODES JUST LET US BINGE GOD DAMMIT!!!!

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I don’t think we’ve ever seen a protected species like Verstappen! Cannot wait for the Attenborough doco on him.
#LasVegasGP

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Craig McLachlan has always given me the ick, this isn’t going to change my mind. #SASAustralia