Emily Beach

Not Canadian. But Maybe Someday.

[kel$ @kocaina_]

sneezing while driving is INSANE

[Lesbians @every_lesbian]

bean lesbian

[Chris Ramsay @chrisramsay52]

Yo Sandra Bullock is still hot af

[Emily Beach @EmilyKBeach]

@Diane_Keaton mind if #DianeKeatonthecat joins me at the signing tomorrow to meet you? Ill bring the lint roller! #thekeaton #dianemeetsdiane #picturewithmycatplease

[Emily Beach @EmilyKBeach]

@Diane_Keaton @WhisperingVine My cats name is Diane Keaton (weird coincidence, I know!) And would love to meet you! Anyway she can tag along for a picture tomorrow?!

[Emily Beach @EmilyKBeach]

Don't hate me cause you date me

[Joseph Ward @uncleanjoseph]

I don't like symbols or prepositions, don't @ me.

[Valentine @valentinemsm1th]

My mother always told me, if you've got it, haunt it.

[Emily Beach @EmilyKBeach]

@natmillerr_ When are you dropping your new album??

[Emily Beach @EmilyKBeach]

@natmillerr_

[Emily Beach @EmilyKBeach]

"I want to be the first woman to fly a plane into the ocean" - Ameila Earhart

[Emily Beach @EmilyKBeach]

TSA Agent: "just a quick reminder that short lines are quicker typically"

[Emily Beach @EmilyKBeach]

Elbows are weird

[Emily Beach @EmilyKBeach]

My trainer asked me out today so...I think I'm doing a good job..?

[Emily Beach @EmilyKBeach]

This bathroom smells like cat food. Dear bathroom, please stop that. Sincerely, just tryin to tinkle

[Emily Beach @EmilyKBeach]

There must have been a hurricane cause look at my storm drainnnnnn

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

my neck~my back~my pussy and my credit score.

[Emily Beach @EmilyKBeach]

I miss #SkyMall

[Emily Beach @EmilyKBeach]

He gently handcuffed me to a parking meter - "bye."

[Emily Beach @EmilyKBeach]

@EmilyKBeach it's better to call them "bunnies" - my bad