Emily Gray

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[Alex Covington @AlexNoelleCov]

Just 👏🏾make 👏🏾sure 👏🏾you 👏🏾applaud 👏🏾the 👏🏾WNBA 👏🏾as 👏🏾loudly 👏🏾as 👏🏾the 👏🏾NBA 👏🏾players 👏🏾in 👏🏾this 👏🏾moment👏🏾

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: You're my favorite 6-year-old.

6-year-old: You're my second-favorite dad.

Me: Who's your favorite?

6: Mom.

[ᴋᴇʟsᴇᴀ ღ @_MomViibes]

I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100% responsible for the financial crisis I’m in

[Aussies Doing Things @aussiesdointhgs]

Why every parent should own a nanny cam

[Emily Gray @EmilyNashSays]

Drinking beer from a straw is a different kind of desperate

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

3-year-old: Look at this.

Me: Look at what?

3: I'm wearing my fast socks.

Watch out, world.

[Chelsea DeBoer @ChelseaHouska]

It’s all fun and games until your nursing baby gets a tooth

[Emily Gray @EmilyNashSays]

My favorite pastime is looking up houses on Zillow I can’t afford

[Emily Gray @EmilyNashSays]

@NBA if your players can’t make a free throw 100% of the time, they should lose play time. THIS IS THE ONE THING THAT NEVER CHANGES. MAKE THE SHOT! #garbageplayers

[Emily Gray @EmilyNashSays]

@KimKardashian I got the name for your next kid! #champagnewest 👌🏼👌🏼#yourewelcome

[Emily Gray @EmilyNashSays]

Any time I have to drive in the snow, I wear a bra with out a wire. If I am going to die, I want to be comfortable. #facts #adulting #momlife

[🎒Shailja #FreePalestine Patel @shailjapatel]

Read women.
Cite women.
Credit women.

Teach women.
Publish women.
Present women.

Acknowledge women.
Award women.
Amplify women.

Hire women.
Support women.
Promote women.

Hear women.
Believe women.
Follow women.

Pay women.
Pay women.
Pay women.

#IWD2018

[Emily Gray @EmilyNashSays]

@amandajane1016 Actually, yesterday there was a blue moon, blood moon and a full moon!

[Emily Gray @EmilyNashSays]

@FusickAuto You know it! Treating myself to organizing the basement next! #holla

[Emily Gray @EmilyNashSays]

#marriage is arguing about who didn’t put the syrup away

[Emily Gray @EmilyNashSays]

We have owned the house over a year and I am just now cleaning out the closet.... #adulting

[Emily Gray @EmilyNashSays]

Shout out to the sun for shining. ☀️

[Emily Gray @EmilyNashSays]

If you are ever bored, go to your state’s judicial website and look up people you know under the convicted criminal/ motor vehicle section. It’s worth it! #trustme #mightsurpriseyou

[Emily Gray @EmilyNashSays]

On some real shit, is there anything sexier than coming home to your sweat pants? #uhmno #livingthedream #goals