Emily Perlaky

attorney ⚖️ | book enthusiast | always tweeting about cleveland sports | she/her

[Emily Perlaky @Emilynn_23]

final update:

I PASSED THE OHIO BAR ⚖️🎉

[Emily Perlaky @Emilynn_23]

this whole journey seems unreal to me. I cannot believe I got accepted into law school 🥺

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Hotdogs and Hedgehogs. The American Way.

#GuardsBall

[meg 🦔❤️💙⚾️ @shuddupmeg]

HEDGEY HOMER™️!

[Emily Perlaky @Emilynn_23]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Zack Meisel @ZackMeisel]

The Guardians have three All-Stars: Travis Bazzana, Cade Smith and Parker Messick. All three were elected by their peers.

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

New billboard this morning

[MLB @MLB]

"GOODBYE! GOOD NIGHT! UNBELIEVABLE!"

Brayan Rocchio launches a #walkoff 2-run homer for the @CleGuardians!

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Rocc and roll. 🤘

#GuardsBall | #GuardiWWins

[Rachel Coyle @RachelCoyleOhio]

Has Vivek ever actually lived in Ohio

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Didn't need instructions to get home.

#GuardsBall

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

“A Thousand Years” by Christina Perri has been certified 13x Platinum in the US.

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

That level in Super Mario 3 where the sun is trying to kill you is just every day now.

[MLB Scorigami @MLBgami]

FINAL: White Sox 22, Royals 1

That's Franchisigami!

It's the first time this score has happened for either franchise and only the 9th time in MLB history, most recently on July 10, 2021 (LAD vs. ARI).

[Emily Perlaky @Emilynn_23]

@harlishouse Both nights in Detroit in 2014. Floor seats for one of them. Genuinely top 5 experience 😂

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Nina Dobrev and Paul Wesley to reunite for a TV show adaption of ‘You Deserve To Know.’

(https://t.co/6yxqZngnWK)

[Emily Perlaky @Emilynn_23]

@alys216 I’ve never related to anything more 😭😂 I got diagnosed with sciatica my sophomore year of high school (my symptoms started freshman year 🫠)

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

fuck it if a felon can be president then an immigrant can too

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Dear Joe,
I wish I could sit down with you face to face and explain why so many of us were offended by the UFC fight on the South Lawn of the White House.
For me, it had nothing to do with the UFC or who showed up for the fights. The brand you and Dana have built is a bona fide American success story. More power to you. As for the fighters, in my book, anyone brave enough to put it all on the line in the arena is remarkable to witness. Their dedication and discipline inspire me. I don’t understand anyone who can’t admire that.
And as for the people who attended, I, for one, love Shane Gillis. I think he’s hilarious and brilliant. It was a show. A once-in-a-lifetime spectacle. I can’t blame anyone for wanting to witness it firsthand.
My problem is that I believe some of our public spaces are sacred. And unlike many of the great powers that came before us, these American monuments belong to all of us. Not to whoever happens to hold power at the moment.
The White House does not belong to Donald Trump. It does not belong to any President. It belongs to the people. To treat it as Caesar treated the Colosseum is antithetical to everything our founding fathers fought for.
This is not Rome. Presidents are not emperors doling out bread and circuses for the peasants. The White House is the People’s House. This “celebration” could have happened in any stadium within a stone’s throw of the South Lawn. No one would have had an issue with it.
But that was obviously Donald Trump’s whole point. By holding the event on the South Lawn, what he was saying to the rest of us is:
“This is my house. I own it. I will do with it what I please. I’ll build a colosseum and have the gladiators fight under my gaze. I’ll tear down the East Wing. I’ll pave over the Rose Garden. I’ll cover everything in gold and marble. I’ll erase the names of all the men who came before me.”
The fights were an exhibition of imperial domination, not a celebration of our 250th anniversary as a democracy.
The White House is not Buckingham Palace. It is not the Palace of Versailles. It is not the Forbidden City of Beijing. It does not belong to an emperor, or a king, or a commissar.
The White House belongs to us. All of us. The person who sits behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office is nothing more than an honored guest. A temporary caretaker.
The President is our servant. Not our Caesar.
Respectfully, Hunter

P.S. Cage match between me and Don Jr.? Your call on the venue. Anywhere but the South Lawn.

[MLB @MLB]

Daniel Schneemann clubs a grand slam 😤

[Greg 💀 @Greg3f]

What I appreciate about Obsession is that it never tries to soften Bear. Every chance he gets to do the right thing, he chooses himself instead. The film makes it clear: he's not a victim, he's the villain.

[Linari 🌌🤖 @linarialdaara]

I do not recommend watching Backrooms in a theater that’s in a mall that closes before the movie is over, just in case anyone was considering doing that.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Sean Strickland boycotts the White House UFC fight:

"Just to go hang out with the fucking Epstein list? I'm good, dawg."