Emily

happy☀️ ♋️

[John Butler @Saintjohnbutler]

Dog was just waiting for his opportunity to get on the couch haha.

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

You know what’s crazy? There’s an entire generation that wouldn’t get this joke because they don’t know how to read an analog clock.

[sam ꕤ @berstcns]

“are those good scores?” oh zac has no idea where he is😭😭😭

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

Texas A&M remains the ONLY undefeated team in the SEC and will be a top 3 team in the country tomorrow!

[gab @owndeceiver]

It’s been 23 years and I’m still gagged that American Idol found America’s best vocalist on their very first try and no one’s even come close since 😭

[blocked_by_jax @JaxBlocked]

The Life of a Showgirl

[Samantha Bush @stillonzoloft]

Me after saying “I wanna switch gears” in the middle of conversation

[CeeDee Lamb @_CeeDeeThree]

Never fails dawg.
Just pay the man what you owe em. No need for the extra curricular 😒

[Emily @EmilyPavlas]

My brief Met 2025 review: there were no outfits that WOW’d, so all I’ll say is if they were wearing flared pants, it was a yes from me (i.e: see Zendaya).
Sabrina was also a yes from me. How does somebody pull off brown like that???
Janelle Monáe’s fit was cool too…

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[Reveille X @reveille]

This is my favorite place in the whole wide world.

[@awejones @awejones]

Every time another state's polls close they should play a canon sound like the Hunger Games

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

Facts.

[Nick Harris @NickHarrisFWST]

This is over.

For anyone paying attention, it’s something we all could’ve predicted weeks ago.

The Dallas Cowboys are not making the playoffs.

[jæ @jaeharana]

i wonder if gorillas know how funny they are

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

That 360 was super necessary

[gabaghoul ♡ @gabby_frost]

i dont think ive ever had my phone blow up like this before, genuinely. i am truly a directioner first and a human being second.

[Your Next Mutual Block @_bella_baxter]

He's still got it

[Reveille X @reveille]

I love it here 🥰🐾