Emily Robotham

[Emily Robotham @EmilyRobotham]

Late contender, Bluebell Sussex Best by 360. Really good.

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Vivino’s top 5 wines of 2022 for under £50. And this is why we can’t have nice things.

[Emily Robotham @EmilyRobotham]

Favourite beers of 2022:
1) Harvey’s Sussex Best- because it is
2) Oxford Headless Laud- an absolute belter
3) Hogsback TEA- tragically underrepresented in Oxford pubs
4) Oxford Porter- big up
5) Loddon Hullabaloo

[Emily Robotham @EmilyRobotham]

Stranded in Montpellier due to snow. Struck simultaneously by the fragility of human endeavour and the vicissitudes of providence whereby I was accidentally equipped with a 4x4 and an emergency bottle of pinot.

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My fantasy tasting note for @PolRogerEpernay 1898 vintage: cloudy appearance, oily texture like Chartwell lake water, with wafts of grave dirt, then Manuka honey, Chèvre and dried tofu, revealing the fruitiness of musty sorbs and Havisham apples. #tripleblindtasting

[Emily Robotham @EmilyRobotham]

“I’m looking for Little Butts Farm; has anyone seen Little Butts?” #LittleButts

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Made the mistake of running clockwise round my usually #widdershins route and now I am impossibly lost in the forest. #eastsussex

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@Michaeljelley "...offensive to the olfactory faculties, demonstrating poor judgement, occasionally on fire..."

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The main difference between Champagne marketing and Cognac marketing seems to be brand relationships with hip-hop artists, and it is FASCINATING.

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@Michaeljelley "I take my cocktails like my co-workers"

[Emily Robotham @EmilyRobotham]

Does anyone actually like cocktails? Why is everything covered in salt and/or sugar?

[Jancis Robinson @JancisRobinson]

Champagne sells 4m fewer bottles in the UK in 2017 https://t.co/snRoWfYqba via @teamdb Cue host of reports on Brits' falling prosperity, Prosecco mania etc etc

[Emily Robotham @EmilyRobotham]

Essay-writing after a long break. Literary efforts to resist ‘it’s all about ideology’ about as effective as Cognac’s efforts to appeal to a younger generation in the UK.

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@Se_Railway Disgraceful customer service at Wadhurst station this morning. I have lost my railcard, so provided proof of purchase, dates & proof of replacement payment and photo ID, but was refused the discount I have paid to use. 🤷‍♀️

[Emily Robotham @EmilyRobotham]

Today is most definitely a soup and Rioja day. All day. All soup. Very specific Rioja.

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Not pictured here: the tory candidate casting aside his tweed suit before naked crowd-surfing his army of supporters.

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@Michaeljelley trying to get #michaeljelley trending #quizicon #starofthesmallscreen

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@Michaeljelley honoured to be listening to some of the world's great lyrics with #michaeljelley

[Emily Robotham @EmilyRobotham]

@Michaeljelley I've got this song stuck in my head... can you help? It's got a four syllable phrase with the letters B G W G...

[Emily Robotham @EmilyRobotham]

Wondered what the weird smell in the public library was before remembering what was hidden in my bag #cheeseshame #Lunchtime @DelicacyDeli