Emily Kessinger

Boise State Alumni 🎓 | I have a puppy named River and he is the goodest boy 🎾 wifey to @thezackmamba

[Emily Kessinger @EmilyStrauch]

Mrs. Kessinger ✨

[Zachar(mx+b) @thezackmamba]

Columbia county

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me: i'm going to take a 30 mins nap

Me: 4 hours later

[Emily Kessinger @EmilyStrauch]

@AlexDuzzIt_ I saw that they broke the record for serving the most people on opening day for INO ever. 9,100 people 😳

[Jay Tust @Jay_Tust]

List of interim head coaches to lead their team to a conference championship in the history of college football.

1. Spencer Danielson

End of list.

[Emily Kessinger @EmilyStrauch]

@thezackmamba How did you make those green beans

[PFF College @PFF_College]

Boise State has fired Head Coach Andy Avalos, per @PeteThamel

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

me in my room thinking about how to get money without working

[Sara Gonzales @SaraGonzalesTX]

🚨PSA for the ladies🚨

Twice within the last month, I’ve been approached at two different gas stations by two different men who have walked up to me, credit card in hand, and asked if I could come over toward their car and help them figure out how to use their credit card at the gas pump.

Not once did they ask for money, they asked me to follow them. In fact, the first one I briefly informed he had to leave his card in the machine until it told him to remove and he persisted, asking me to walk over and physically show him. 🚩

Both times I obviously declined and left ASAP, but this has never happened to me before. Now it’s happened twice in a month under totally different circumstances??

What adult owns a car but doesn’t know how to use a credit card at a gas pump?? 🚩

I spoke with my friend, @BooyensJaco, who confirmed human trafficking is happening at gas stations at an accelerated rate, along with other crimes against women.

Ladies, PLEASE be vigilant, watch your six, & always be aware of your surroundings!

And ALWAYS be locked and loaded.

[Emily Kessinger @EmilyStrauch]

The devil is working harder than usual because I can feel him slowly attacking my peace everyday.

[Emily Kessinger @EmilyStrauch]

@agentx1976 @KTVB X-rays. You have to dress down to a gown.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

today is the only day you can retweet this..

[Emily Kessinger @EmilyStrauch]

Last nights episode of survivor was probably the worst season premier of any show I’ve ever seen.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

yeah i think about the roman empire daily

[Zachar(mx+b) @thezackmamba]

Mountains are bluest on the blue. @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @coorslight

[𝑆 @leoninethings]

when a pretty girl calls me pretty:

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

When I have to decide what’s for dinner