Emily Wagner

The purpose of our lives is to be happy.

[Emily Wagner @EmilySwagner]

@faithpenny_ @leylapalooza Lmao same who 😂😭

[Emily Wagner @EmilySwagner]

@limebike my bike won’t lock! Can you fix this?

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Just ate two burritos. Love that for me.

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Everyone: Give us free guac.

Us: Ok.

Our lawyers: Online and in-app only. July 31, 2019. One free guacamole per entrée. Void where prohibited. Details: https://t.co/THAxSs9Xzs.

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

RT if you think we should freet the rose ceremony tonight.

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

More than 7 billion people on this planet and I pick a burrito.

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

What y'all look like when you think we didn't notice the guac 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Xavier Basketball @XavierMBB]

Come on @CoachMickCronin... you don’t EVER have to worry about your safety at Cintas Center. Security here is top notch! Look how fast they responded when an opposing coach charged at student-athlete @JPMacura!

[Starbucks @Starbucks]

TBH we're surprised she didn't order a Dragon Drink.

[Emily Wagner @EmilySwagner]

@sylviejk20 I’m embarrassed. I can’t even use chopsticks

[Emily Wagner @EmilySwagner]

@JimGordillo Awesome!! Glad to see that record staying in the Panther family 🏊🏼‍♀️👏🏼

[USA Swimming @USASwimming]

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[Emily Wagner @EmilySwagner]

@leylapalooza @SaharaH_desert7 She was such a jerk though

[Emily Wagner @EmilySwagner]

@wiljowo Such an emotional episode 😂

[Emily Wagner @EmilySwagner]

@mo_an_ta They hate us bc they ain’t us

[Emily Wagner @EmilySwagner]

I’m no wedding planner but how do you spend $42.8 mil on the #RoyalWedding and leave the guests with these dusty a$$ fold up chairs that look like they came from my mom’s garage 🤔

[Emily Wagner @EmilySwagner]

@Haley_Dresner Just do arm circles then they’ll fit 😎

[USA Swimming @USASwimming]

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