Emily Beard

10/30/12.

[Emily Beard @EmilyyBeard]

I literally hate when people speak before 10am

[Emily Beard @EmilyyBeard]

@Facebook please help me get back into my account I AM BEGGING

[Emily Beard @EmilyyBeard]

Landon Carter is the biggest heart throb of my entire life.

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

Girls will spend more money on going blonde than Trump paid in taxes

[Emily Beard @EmilyyBeard]

@cashierohaly This must go viral.

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

Where is Andy Cohen? He could handle this.

[b @doyalikebaileys]

i will never scuba dive. what fish do down there is none of my business.

[Emily Beard @EmilyyBeard]

It’s damn near 2021 and people are STILL telling us on social media that they’re taking a break from social media......... why?

[Emily Beard @EmilyyBeard]

It’s mind blowing to me that Gucci belts haven’t been made illegal.

[Emily Beard @EmilyyBeard]

Ok is tik tok over? My shit is loading at dial up speed in that app.

[Emily Beard @EmilyyBeard]

When Drake said “BABYY” my vagina pulsed 😳

[Emily Beard @EmilyyBeard]

My life is a massive game of survive and advance at this point. Wtf is 2020?

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

No longer interested in advancing in my career, I simply would like to become someone’s hot wife

[austin @convictedloner]

if i start smiling at yo texts i’m blocking you

[Emily Beard @EmilyyBeard]

I feel like all these adolescent tik tok girls are going to regret all these scrunchy faces they’re making. Speaking from experience.

[LOUISIANA PRINCESS @priincessslex]

how tf a computer gone ask me if i'm a robot 😭 bitch you da robot 😭😭

[Emily Beard @EmilyyBeard]

I’m at a point in my life where I only take skincare and makeup tips from men on tik tok. Idk what this means.

[Emily Beard @EmilyyBeard]

My greatest life accomplishment so far is that 4 fellow snap chatters that I met at IU always send me pics when they’re drinking Oberon Bc they know I love Oberon.

[Emily Beard @EmilyyBeard]

The fact that people are still talking about Tiger King is horrifying. I have no choice but to unfollow/unsubscribe to a person and/or brand that continues to reference that monstrosity.