phillip, the alien.

queen of mixed signals. all of my alter egos are running rampant today, so watch tf out.

[phillip, the alien. @EminorGmajor]

It’s really sad that buttholes don’t self-lubricate.

[phillip, the alien. @EminorGmajor]

@Ride__or__Die__ Nopeeeee -- it's a hassle today >.<

[phillip, the alien. @EminorGmajor]

I can't get my SSRI prescribed and I'm totally out today -- does anyone know what to do? Kinda freakin' out over here.

[phillip, the alien. @EminorGmajor]

I have been playing guitar seriously for 11 years and since I no longer have a guitar, I have space for new energy -- it's time for THE ONE. #music #guitarist #help

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

*tapping my clit* is this thing on?

[phillip, the alien. @EminorGmajor]

Same way the general public was conditioned to herd in social settings and respond to bells in the school system at a young age to emulate the prison system. Ewwwwwwewee. These ��leaders” do not have you in mind. All of this serves their agenda; not yours.

[phillip, the alien. @EminorGmajor]

Not anti-mask, but the young generation is growing up thinking they have to wear them to go outside at all — this is not okay bc they’re being controlled and conditioned. Their immediate perception of the environment is that it is completely unsafe. TBH it’s creepy and dystopian.

[phillip, the alien. @EminorGmajor]

@PayPal @AskPayPal Now, y'all deleted my message center because y'all are stealing, so I cannot contact you from your own app. This is crooked. The whole process has been documented and I'm going to follow back up with the news outlets that contacted me before.

[phillip, the alien. @EminorGmajor]

@PayPal @AskPayPal https://t.co/O2LAzQh4ii

[phillip, the alien. @EminorGmajor]

@PayPal @AskPayPal IS THE FILTHIEST CROOKED SERVICE.

[phillip, the alien. @EminorGmajor]

@PayPal @AskPayPal IS VILE AMD WOMT ANSWER MY SUPPORT MESSAGES -- Turn your phones on and fix this. I'm fucking hungry.

[phillip, the alien. @EminorGmajor]

@PayPal @AskPayPal STEALS FROM PEOPLE AND DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT

[phillip, the alien. @EminorGmajor]

@PayPal @AskPayPal STOLE MY MONEY

[phillip, the alien. @EminorGmajor]

@PayPal @AskPayPal IS THIEVES

[phillip, the alien. @EminorGmajor]

@PayPal @AskPayPal IS CROOKED

[phillip, the alien. @EminorGmajor]

@paypal I'm going to get in touch with the news stations again because they already said y'all have stolen from thousands of people during COVID-19 last time I spoke with them when y'all stole from me. How nasty.

[phillip, the alien. @EminorGmajor]

@PayPal Yesterday, I added $200 cash in-store. I have the receipt and the money still hasn't hit my account. Now, y'all are saying that there was no cash added -- PayPal has stolen money from me in the past and this damn well better not be happening agaIn. Fix it, crooks.

[phillip, the alien. @EminorGmajor]

@EdmLunaLovegood @MalynBlairSmith The amount of times you’ve tweeted this SENDS ME 🤣

[phillip, the alien. @EminorGmajor]

I would shit myself on national tv to work with this mega talent. I loooooveeeeee

[ray volpe @rayvolpe]

this song needs a vocalist! it used to be a remix but now it’s an original and i need your help figuring out who would fit perfectly on this. tag them & lmk :)

melodic-heavy vibes forever 🥺🖤

[phillip, the alien. @EminorGmajor]

Why tf are we using AI to represent humans at all? It’s uncomfortable seeing AI represent hungry children on tv — what is the link there? AI can’t get hungry soooooooooooooooooooo...

[phillip, the alien. @EminorGmajor]

@nialleysangel @snmaca I’M SO GLAD YOU GUYS ARE GETTING SOME TIME TOGETHER — I love you both! 💛