Another Emily

not sure where we are. this is all an inside joke. she/her/hers

[Another Emily @EmiPyle22]

Hello. I'm back to introduce you to the latest threat to human kind.

[brittany spanos @ohheybrittany]

can’t believe two of the most critical elements of any press cycle now involve eating chicken

[emily pengvvins 🐧💗🦋 @pengvvins]

i love the concept of bereavement leave….ah yes i will get over the death of my grandparents in 1 day, parents in 3 and spouse and children in 5….just as god intended

[KidDracula @HorseSkull666]

She’s flying into a gamer rage

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

me when i overshare when i could have been mysterious:

[arielle 🌸 @arielle_espana]

WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle

[papi chulo @notkristiane]

very difficult to stomach the 24 hour live coverage of a tourist submarine visiting the graves of those lost on the titanic when just a few days ago more than 500 people sank in actual titanic-like catastrophe in the mediterranean and I saw that on the news exactly twice.

[gimme what lee got @jordanamarii]

this one kills me cause why tf would he do that

[mr. bega vevo @LouBegaVEVO]

this morning I got a drink from 7/11, and the cashier said “you could get two more if you wanted”, and so I got two more because I thought she meant there was a promo. but there wasn’t a promo, I just paid full price for three of the same drink. why did she do this?

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“You can use the N95 mask you bought for the pandemic to filter out the wildfire smoke engulfing the entire Northeast” is a neat little sentence that lets you know we’re in the fun part of the century that future historians are going to talk about a lot.

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

School shootings = *crickets*

Kids literally smiling dancing and having fun around some rainbows = Let’s take them out the school and get legislation passed.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Just found out about Pablo Picasso. These paintings make me feel sick. That's not what stuff looks like.

[Commie Trucker @commie_trucker]

Andrew Wold, the landlord of this building, has been fined $300.

[The Debt Collective 🟥 @StrikeDebt]

More Democrats just voted to restart your student loan payments than Republicans