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[Pamilerin Adegoke @Pamilerin]

No amount of low spending will save you. If the cash flow isn’t constant, you’ll still go broke.
God Abeg 🥺

[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

Once the State Police Bill is passed and ready for implementation, I would like our governors to ensure that recruitment is based on ethnicity rather than just indigene status.

A Yoruba man should not serve in a state police force in Katsina or Kano.

An Igbo man should not serve in a state police force in Lagos or Oyo.

A Hausa man should not serve in a state police force in Anambra or Enugu.

Vice versa.

[Melanin Queen👑🌹 @onlyone_success]

Attention Please!!! Something just happened right now and it's not a good thing. I am disappointed and very angry right now.

I was in a restaurant having lunch, and two female nurses walked in wearing their uniforms.
They sat down at the table behind my back. Ordered for food they were taking back to the hospital they came from.

I was actually enjoying my meal until one of them asked her colleague how she was able to inject the old man that was admitted yesterday..
Her response was, "I looked for veins but I no see. I tried his second hand, I no see any veins, na so I vex give am the injection like that."
Her stvpid colleague was busy laughing..

I quickly grabbed my phone and put it in record. Acted like I was stretching my body.
Then the other of her colleague said that's what she normally does each time she didn't see a vein to put the syringe 💉.
They said other annoying things that if it was a working country, they will NEVER be allowed to work in any health-care system.
They both ended their silly conversation by saying "me I can't kill myself abeg oh"

I recorded it. When they were done talking, I saved it, and listened to it to be sure I captured that part they said those annoying things...
As they picked their food and walked out of the restaurant, I slowly monitored their movements and followed them to the hospital where they were employed.. It was not even far from the restaurant.
As they were going upstairs, I walked in and respectfully called the two of them. Then I asked to see their boss, they called him and I reported the two of them to him. I played the record I had and threatened him to either sack them or I will report the hospital to the government since it's a private hospital..

I don't care about what you will call it. I know some of you will say I'm wicked because I asked for them to be sacked, but you see that thing they said? It's unprofessional and they are being nonchalant with people's lives..
You don't just insert a syringe 💉 anywhere you wish to.

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

Don't focus on going 0 to 100.

Focus on going 0 to 10. Then 10 to 20. Then 20 to 30. And so on and so on until you get to 100.

Build sustainable habits through gradual progression.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

the most unseen privilege in life is a supportive family.

[Anita Vams @a__vanita]

DO NOT LET ANYBODY LIE TO YOU.

Consistency won’t sustain your business o.

It’s money!

Consistency gives you visibility.

Money gives you sustainability.

[Dr Dípò Awójídé @OgbeniDipo]

Dear University of Ibadan (@UniIbadan), I hope this message meets you well. I have a relative who scored 289 in JAMB and already passed GCE Maths, English, Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Further Maths, etc.

I am a bit concerned, because we have struggled to find details of your cut off marks for MBBS on your website or any reliable platform. Could you make this information public please? Many thanks.

Dear Honourable Minister @DrTunjiAlausa, well done for all the excellent reforms in the last 2 years. It would be great if you are able to mandate all Universities to make their cut off marks public as done in other progressive countries. This will improve clarity and reduce corruption in the admission process. Many thanks sir! CC @NigEducation.

[Emirate @Emirate701]

@Ayoelesho Why do you think most of the most beautiful women are prostitute?

[hanna @hannatwitta]

eu me recuso a aceitar que um único cabide resolveu um problema que eu ignorei a vida inteira

[BIG AYO🔰 @47kasz]

9.9/10 out every girl that randomly adds on snap is either doing Runs Or SVC or have a private snap

The prostitution is on an all time high… I understand the profiling now

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

You’ll barely hear a banker/lawyer/tech babe tell you that you have to ‘pay for her time’

You’ll hardly hear a babe that works and has something really going on for herself tell you if you want her out, you have to pay

It’s always that useless, jobless and ratchet low life.

[Seventh Son👑 @kvng_chux]

Real ooo, Imagine wearing these combo and trekking

Available in different colors and sizes🛒🛍️

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

Whatever you do, try your best to make money from it. If it takes your time, sweat or expertise, you deserve to make good money from it. If anybody tries to drag you into "doing it for passion," curse their papa.

[FAREEDATU (Mrs)🥀 @far_eey]

Jalab Trouser
6,000 NGN

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

Text that girl you’re dating or that situationship you keep spending money on saying “Hi babe, I’m a little tight on cash at the moment. Could you help me with N100k?”.

Drop a screenshot of her reply under this tweet. Let’s see what you’re dating.

[Sam Ekpewheni @MadProfitGuy]

Lawyers in the house...

Is it illegal for someone to secretly record your voice while talking?

Especially while telling them something confidential?

Then leaking it?

Is it illegal?

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

I have said it before: I like women a lot. And another thing I like about them is how financially frugal they are. When it comes to money management, I give it to them.

A woman will never look at a fine man and say, “You know what? Let me bless you with ₦500k for being too handsome.” It is men who do dvmb shíts like that.

You’ll never catch women splurging money around men to impress them, and I’m talking about rich women here. Instead, it is men who splurge to impress women.

A woman has nothing to prove to you.

Women will like you, and the highest they’ll do is let you know they do. Then they’ll leave you to do the chasing. They won’t spend money to “show workings.”

You’ll never see a rich woman in a club or restaurant call the waiter and say, “You know what? Look at those fine guys over there. Take a bottle of Don Julio to their table and add it to my bill.”

Again, it is only men who do dvmb shíts like that.

If you’re in a relationship with a woman and you’re going through financial hard times, she’ll tell you that God will provide. But if it’s the other way around, you’ll do a transfer.

A woman you’re dating will not see that you have a business idea and decide to fund it. It is men who do things like that.

Before a woman buys you a pair of shoes or a watch, she has already bought herself two wigs, bags, perfumes, and a few other things.

Women, or at least a decent number of them, have money. They know how to save money. They are arguably PiggyVest’s biggest customers.

The money women have is for them. For their own well-being. And they will never allow shame to pressure them into billing themselves for your benefit.

Women have nothing to prove to you financially, and I rate them for that. It is one of those things I think men should learn from them: financial frugality.

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

Life is a personal experience.
As simple as that sounds, you have to think about it deeply.
If you are always comparing your finances, relationships and life to others, you will never enjoy life.

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

The reason parents are strict and set many rules for children is because they pay for everything. Once you start earning your own money, you usually gain more freedom.

It also applies to relationships. If someone has to pay for everything, don’t expect to be free from control.

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

Even though I won't agree to the 70% part, there's truth in this tweet. I discovered that whenever I visit @LekanFabilola in Lagos and hang out with him for a few days, my drive increases. I'll just come back to Ìbàdàn with my head bursting with a lot of ideas.

The things we see, the people we meet, the connection I make...I had to tell him that hanging with him improves my drive. We were still together this time last week and I told him I'm considering making a permanent arrangement of spending at least four days to one week, every month, in Lagos.