eм greene

Makers Gonna Make

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

the government should give us each $8,000 not because that’s how much a batman pinball machine costs it’s for a different reason

[lei @lcvesexy]

mary when she gets poppin or whatever i haven't seen the movie https://t.co/syuosmjQrV

[eм greene @Emlectric]

@AntsInUrPants02 @SexFactsOfLife :-)

[burgotastic.bsky.social @burgotastic]

Unbelievable

[eм greene @Emlectric]

@tropic_AL

[eм greene @Emlectric]

@AntsInUrPants02 @UberFacts Guess I should return them ;(

[eм greene @Emlectric]

Hello 911 my ovaries just exploded

[James @CaucasianJames]

can’t sleep. i also can’t do math or read a map

[eм greene @Emlectric]

My phone autocorrects Starbucks to Starboard and idk what that says about me as a person

[eм greene @Emlectric]

If you ride my ass I’ll make us both late idc

[samantha @milkygoddess]

anyone wanna date so we can do cute fall things together like eat leaves

[eм greene @Emlectric]

I let people merge based on how much I like their car. Cinnabon truck? U good

[eм greene @Emlectric]

@sadaluc IMY ILY 💘

[eм greene @Emlectric]

@_marylarryfrank See that’s also a lie

[eм greene @Emlectric]

When my mom used to pack my lunches she would put a piece of white bread on the top and wheat on the bottom thinking I wouldn’t notice and this is why I have trust issues

[eм greene @Emlectric]

@HeNyin_myCuP @_burandontaylor Good No more clearance rack men

[eм greene @Emlectric]

#Shmood

[Zedd @Zedd]

You’re never too important to be nice to people.

[eм greene @Emlectric]

@michael_guy91 Ohyes