Em Lefko

I don’t look older, I just look worse. tweets are mine.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

[no context riverdale @nocontextrvd]

grateful riverdale came at a time where no one could claim the writing was AI, the writers just wrote like that

[chy. 🍄 @senpaichai]

🫧🖍️🎲

[‏ً @ewedunega]

Me enjoying the 5 minutes of peace I scheduled for myself, regardless of what’s happening in my life.

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

2026 Kentucky Derby results:
1. 🐎
2. 🐎
3. 🐎
4. 🐎
5. 🐎
6. 🐎
7. 🐎
8. 🐎
9. 🐎
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[andrés. @andresmiguer]

aceptando que hay cosas fuera de mi control y que no puedo hacer nada al respeto

[sya @jpbeem]

“are you free after work?”

me after work:

[Snoopy @snoopyb047]

Snoopy again

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

“finally a day off”

my day off:

[うに @unisan_world]

バナナ泥棒

[Em Lefko @EmLefko]

I was so excited to go to yoga. I left my house without my keys and locked myself out. Now I am stuck outside and I am going to miss yoga and get charged for not showing up. Happy Friday!

[Emily Waldon @EmilyCWaldon]

The Midwest version of living on the edge is trying to squeeze in a shower before the tornado warnings start.

[Snoopy @SnoopyFansUS]

Snoopy yoga

[Em Lefko @EmLefko]

Ever gotten so excited to eat a bagel that you bite the shit out of your tongue and can’t finish your bagel because your tongue is bleeding and hurts really bad? No? Just me?

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

“Te lo dije ayer, ¿no te acuerdas?”
Yo:

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

I can’t believe one girl was so passionate about a singular discontinued crayon color that she single handedly brought it back 😭