Emma

Um Bongo.

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@Ocado @Ctnquery Hi, instead of asking everyone to DM you, could you please just update us one what’s happening with the app.

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@Isobel_waby …is this the same person you wax lyrical about earning their own money and wants the tax payer to pay for his security?

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@LBIAirport Absolute shambles. Absolutely understand if you’re struggling to pull that weight off the grass when it’s sinking, but people can’t rearrange flights when you don’t be realistic about timings. Flight booked for 5.30pm…odds of it going ahead…200/1?

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@PreciousMuir @Emmalou0709 @BBCNews Some people don’t like to share their hurt and grief with the world, it’s their choice to do it privately. Let’s not vilify one brother for taking a different path to another.

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@wilykit @fasc1nate Oh that’s just stunning. 😍😍😍

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

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@WPutzi @SealSailing @JumptyTrumpty @tenorjcs There’s no reasoning with you. But for future reference, when someone puts a tweet up about someone they love dying from complications related to covid, maybe just scroll past. You make your choice not to have it, but then refuse to allow people to judge you as you do them.

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@WPutzi @JumptyTrumpty @tenorjcs What I’m most sad about it that someone has lost their life, another person shares sympathy and worry for their family and you go in like this? Are you right in the head? Opinions aside, get a grip.

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@AndyBanny2208 Watch yourself. That man is an angel!

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Didn’t buy #Vans customs because I didn’t want to wait 5-7 weeks for delivery. Little did I know that’s probably quicker than the standard item delivery. 😒

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@realDonaldTrump You know, Trump is another word for fart... you’ve clearing been sniffing too much toxic gas.

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@Mitzirose19 @LFCrezz @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews Hahahahahahahaha 😂 you’re funny.

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@realDonaldTrump @newtgingrich You’ve stolen 4 years off 73+ million voters. Give it up, you’re embarrassing.

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Oh my days @jasmineharman how on earth did you cope with that pan face! When I hear the phrase ‘cheeky offer’ I know I’m about to be offended. #aplaceinthesun

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@VodafoneUK day 3 of the worst internet and we’re now so slow that a speed test doesn’t even work and cancels itself. You ask me to DM you and then don’t respond?

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@VodafoneUK

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@VodafoneUK this is unacceptable. I don’t pay £46.00 for a sim only to not be able load a web page!

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@VodafoneUK 18 hours ago I DM’d and haven’t had a response yet. The internet is still ridiculously slow!

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Having to stay at home has taught me one thing: my neighbours are gross. Super gross. And tone deaf. Two things then. And druggies. Ok three.

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@VodafoneUK 80 mins ago I was told by CS putting me through to the ‘migration team’ that it would a 7 mins wait... I’m still waiting.