Emma Causton

Model, actress, singer-songwriter and fabricator of the truth!

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Commute update. Drove today. Got caught by signals (traffic lights) and congestion (other cars). It took me six minutes #bahafuqdatrains

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@SundayBrunchC4 a most fetching fancy dress outfit #StuffYourParentsMadeYouWear you can sense the happiness! 1987

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@TLRailUK guess I'm blocked on gnrail then! Regardless it's poor service to announce problems forty mins after passengers are aware

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@TLRailUK thanks @GNRailUK finally posted something about this four mins ago. shambles.

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@GNRailUK well done. Finally. This started 42 mins ago. You are excelling yourselves tonight

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@GNRailUK OH MY GOD. ARE YOU BLISSFULLY UNAWARE OF THE PROBLEMS? hope you don't need a train home

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@GNRailUK sorry it's been TWENTY EFFING SIX mins

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@GNRailUK WE HAVE BEEN SAT FOR 20 MINS AT KNEBWORTH. START PROVIDING INFORMATION TO PEOPLE STUCK ON TRAIN!

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@TLRailUK is anyone manning the GN twitter feed? cos we stuck in major delays and nothing from them at all. have they gone home?

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@GNRailUK hey stop painting your nails and actually provide customer service to people.

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@GNRailUK seriously you have one job. Why haven't you sent a tweet out about the fact that trains are not currently running?

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@GNRailUK you have a signalling problem at baldock with trains stacking up. feel free to tweet about it yeah.

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@GNRailUK well its official. i am the cause of all your problems. travelling again, and would you belive it? SIGNALLING PROBLEMS!!

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@GNRailUK @ayako_mumbling bullshit they claim they cannot give out this information.

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@GNRailUK @philbey17 even I can work this out. Winchmore hill departure at 0704. Let me know if you need it dumbing down even more

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@GNRailUK you can get on a virgin train cos great northern are not worth the £5009 you will pay. Worst franchise ever.

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@GNRailUK you for genuinely making me feel suicidal over trains. Trains for fucks sake. For anyone thinking about commuting only do it if ..

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@GNRailUK as i dont officially have to get your trains anymore let me say your company is the biggest pile of fucking shit around. thank ..

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@OpenTrainTimes @jasonggggg @GNRailUK trust is something that is earned, not given blindly and frankly they've fucked us over for months

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@GNRailUK give us a reliable train company