Emma Collon

[Emma Collon @EmmaCollon]

When that 30cm random hair pops up on either your arm or face 😳😳 WTF

[Emma Collon @EmmaCollon]

Can't hack my duvet tonight

[Emma Collon @EmmaCollon]

I literally don't know my age when someone asks 🙃 its either 23 or 24

[Emma Collon @EmmaCollon]

@BeccyChloe I've just started watching and cried on first episode 😢

[Emma Collon @EmmaCollon]

Can't actually breathe in a skirt I'm wearing tonight 😅

[Emma Collon @EmmaCollon]

I still have chocolate staring at me

[Emma Collon @EmmaCollon]

What you doing @fanta .. can't even taste the orange no more

[Emma Collon @EmmaCollon]

Grandad 'did you hear the bird cage has closed ' haha

[Emma Collon @EmmaCollon]

Well pissed I didn't win on the Easter raffle

[Emma Collon @EmmaCollon]

'Dad when's Aaron's birthday?' (my brother) . Dad 'no idea' haha both bad as each other!

[Emma Collon @EmmaCollon]

Night shifts make you go strange inside I realised this when I started scratching a colleges back for her ��😂

[Emma Collon @EmmaCollon]

@SophieMorris4 🐭🐭🐭

[Emma Collon @EmmaCollon]

@SophieMorris4 are you alive ??

[Emma Collon @EmmaCollon]

Feels good to have a Monday off after a weekend off 🤗

[Emma Collon @EmmaCollon]

When you take too many shots of tequila and puke over everyone in the toilets 🙋🏻

[Emma Collon @EmmaCollon]

Some knob left the tap on in the staff room, got flooded and guess who's bag and cardigan was on floor right next to sink 🙋🏻

[Emma Collon @EmmaCollon]

My parents were locked out the house for an hour last night trying to wake me up haha 😴😴

[Emma Collon @EmmaCollon]

When I try have a serious conversation with my parents they just laugh and take the piss 🎧

[Emma Collon @EmmaCollon]

That feeling when you pick up at work because we're all trying to stay in for another weekend then they all decide to go out anyways 😱

[Emma Collon @EmmaCollon]

@HMRCcustomers wanting to change my new job to my first job and old job to second