Emma Sumner

[Emma Sumner @EmmaDay7]

Mark Twain is dead to me

[Emma Sumner @EmmaDay7]

“If I get chocolate on the couch I’m going to have to slice your throat”

[Emma Sumner @EmmaDay7]

Put a dinosaur bone in ya butt

[Emma Sumner @EmmaDay7]

@elonmusk Can you pay for my wedding? I’ll invite you WITH a plus one

[Evan Lazarus @elazie_]

Went on a date… Were the date never showed up. So I pretended to never have left the bar.

[Emma Sumner @EmmaDay7]

“That’s a cousin I’d smash”

[Emma Sumner @EmmaDay7]

I have never been happier

[Emma Sumner @EmmaDay7]

“I’m not trying to be a pimp but get what I asked for”

[Emma Sumner @EmmaDay7]

“Mom do you know anything about my nipple”

[Emma Sumner @EmmaDay7]

I can’t express enough how much I do not give a fuck about this ceo cheating and I do not get why everyone is freaking out. Half yall parents are prolly doing the same thing lmaooo

[Cry-Baby 💧 @CryCrybaby90]

Margaret Josephs

[Emma Sumner @EmmaDay7]

“Guys I accidentally became important at work… so yeah now I’m looking for a new job”

[Emma Sumner @EmmaDay7]

https://t.co/NGCeVYoyxJ
Is this what ace meant when he said he was a dance instructor 🫢 #LoveIsandUSA

[Emma Sumner @EmmaDay7]

Clonazepam + 4 blankets = heaven

[jude @judecomputer]

i love bobs burgers and will never stop watching it but i steadfastly insist that its absolute funniest moment is early in season one when tina is laying on the floor upset that a boy moved away and she’ll never play kickball with him and louise says “you should kill yourself”

[Emma Sumner @EmmaDay7]

Someone send this to Rob Valletta

[greg @greg16676935420]

If you know how to install TV wall mounts:

-charge $50 per install
-install 10 mounts per month
-that’s $100k per year

[Taylor Silverman @tmsilverman]

Unpopular opinion but therapists usually are mentally ill themselves.

[𝓜𝓻𝓼. 𝓢 @smalltown_wife]

I’m an only child and I hate it. I think I ultimately turned out fine, I always had a lot of friends and my parents worked very hard not to “spoil” me, but I think only children have a huge disadvantage when it comes to learning relational norms that kids with siblings pick up naturally. every day when I watch my two sons interact I’m reminded of everything I’ve missed out on life by not having a sibling and I’m not being dramatic. if you CAN have more than one child, please do for their sake.

[Sonja Morgan @SonjatMorgan]

Who’s dunkin today? It is Sunday. A day of rest and relaxation 🙃

[Emma Sumner @EmmaDay7]

I am just so in love

[Birgi @ladypondd]

Nobody on RHOBH is funny. There are people who're "Reality tv funny" as in they can have a fun confessional or do the occasional wink to the camera, but nobody is truly quick or witty. Nobody really is even unintentionally funny.

Thats what separates classic rhony from rhobh.