Emma Pickering

Pasty and frail, never fail.

[Emma Pickering @EmmaInArcady]

I’ve been on Twitter 9 Years today 😬

[Danny Sutcliffe @dannysutcliffes]

He’s been!

[Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans]

Me: uh oh someone’s under the mistletoe!

Raccoon I’ve cornered in the garage: [hisses angrily]

[Emma Pickering @EmmaInArcady]

@OFrost I may be the first 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Emma Pickering @EmmaInArcady]

I work nights and the clocks go back at 2am... will I work an extra hour tonight or do I go home when I've done my normal 9 hours?!?!

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Breaking news Bob Marleys real name is Robert Nesta Marley sit down you bunch of drips as you were WJPFUKING x

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

Smiling while holding a pink Hello Kitty boombox.

[Emma Pickering @EmmaInArcady]

@ella_mal @GirlPosts 😩❤

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

Walking the Runway with my Ferret Cinderella. #TBT

[Emma Pickering @EmmaInArcady]

@ella_mal @MetroUK Ya laughin but it could be u next 🌚

[Emma Pickering @EmmaInArcady]

🙆🏼 icon https://t.co/A5OLqfAr1j

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Apparently your not allowed to swear now in LEEDS stop the world I'm getting the FUCK OFF as you fuvking were you fucking cunts slags twats

[Emma Pickering @EmmaInArcady]

My new mission is to go to Paris within the next year & 2 weeks whilst the Eurostar still considers me a "youth" 🌝 #25in2weeksWTF

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

I have a giant portrait of myself in my house made up of tiny pics of me. Lol

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

Writing "That's Hot" using Nintedo DS's PictoChat. - 2005

[Emma Pickering @EmmaInArcady]

Smashed 6 jars of curry sauce down my trousers & shoes right at the start of my shift. Had to stay working in them all damn night 😭😩

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

if you don't know what to say, just be like "that's hot."

[Emma Pickering @EmmaInArcady]

Still awake just after 4am, definitely going to crash before this shift is over 😴

[Emma Pickering @EmmaInArcady]

Tonight is my first ever night shift... I fully expect to be face planting the floor asleep by 2am 😭😴

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

“So tell me about yourself"

[Emma Pickering @EmmaInArcady]

@IkkiDawg 🤑🤑🤑hELL yEaH🤑🤑🤑