Emma Rowan

Arts marketer, tea drinker, shape thrower

[Emma Rowan @EmmaLRowan]

@bluer_star Happy Birthday Rebel! The same age (almost) as my kittens!

[Emma Rowan @EmmaLRowan]

What in the actual fuck is this. I’m done.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The origin of the word “slave” is slav, which referred to white people taken as slaves

[Emma Rowan @EmmaLRowan]

Answer:
The bath
The fridge
The washing machine

Question:
Things I’ve had to remove my kitten from in the 2hrs I’ve been home.

[Emma Rowan @EmmaLRowan]

Absolutely gripped by @RishiSunak’s kamikaze approach to this election.

Mate. If you don’t want to be PM just stand down.

[Emma Rowan @EmmaLRowan]

@MetroUK @RayClenshaw - the asparagus has spoken.

[Emma Rowan @EmmaLRowan]

This 👇

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Rishi Sunak - The Movie🇺🇸

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

New research exclusively seen by Channel 4 News shows just 1 in 12 creatives working in TV and Film in England, Wales and Northern Ireland are from working class backgrounds.

Actor Samira Ahmed says her experience of drama school made her realise "you need connections".

[Emma Rowan @EmmaLRowan]

Currently staying at my parents and the kids are making the most of the fire… #notmybill #putanextrabaron #helloutilitybill #toastthempaws #toastycats #dontstrikemeoutofthewill

[Emma Rowan @EmmaLRowan]

This made my day 😂 @AldiUK

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

.@marksandspencer drink Aldi wine pass it on

[Emma Rowan @EmmaLRowan]

My kitten found a tampon wrapper and is refusing to let it go.

How’s everyone else’s weekend going?

[Emma Rowan @EmmaLRowan]

Would very much like to get Rachel from @bbcapprentice and my landlord in a room together because I’m confident she could do me a tasty tasty deal….

[Emma Rowan @EmmaLRowan]

Every second spent with my little sister just feels so extra special now 💕 An afternoon putting the world to rights and laughing so hard it hurts. Love you knobhead @donnamrowan SLEEEEEEVE

[Emma Rowan @EmmaLRowan]

Live from the Kitten Hide and Seek Championships.

Strong performance to date from Enid. Ida is stumped. Stay tuned for what promises to be a breathtaking finish.

[Emma Rowan @EmmaLRowan]

Lads. They’ve cut me off and I can’t rejoin the queue because they close at 8pm.

I’m about to go full Hulk rage.

Clear the streets. Lock your doors. Secure your wheelie bins.

@O2 SERIOUSLY.

[Emma Rowan @EmmaLRowan]

On hold to @O2 for nearly an hour. Then got cut off. Again.

I’m trying reeeally hard not to lose me sense of humour here lads.

[Emma Rowan @EmmaLRowan]

On hold to @O2 for nearly an hour. Then got cut off. Again.

I’m trying reeeally hard not to lose me sense of humour here lads.

[Emma Rowan @EmmaLRowan]

Felt incredibly proud tonight.

New vision
New mission
New look

Let’s do this @BelgradeTheatre!

[Belgrade Theatre @BelgradeTheatre]

Let’s get this brand officially launched 💪🕊️ #sharethestory

[Emma Rowan @EmmaLRowan]

UPDATE: after 2hrs got through to the lovely Amy @O2 who did not cut me off, was very helpful and chatted cats with me. Problem still not sorted like but getting closer 😂

[Emma Rowan @EmmaLRowan]

FFS!! On hold for another 30mins only to be cut off again! Seriously @O2 what is going on?!

[Emma Rowan @EmmaLRowan]

FFS!! On hold for another 30mins only to be cut off again! Seriously @O2 what is going on?!

[Emma Rowan @EmmaLRowan]

Spent over an hour on hold to @O2 tonight. Been cut off twice. Now I need to get back in the queue. I’m seething

[Emma Rowan @EmmaLRowan]

Spent over an hour on hold to @O2 tonight. Been cut off twice. Now I need to get back in the queue. I’m seething

[Emma Rowan @EmmaLRowan]

Spent a lot of money on a beautiful cat tree for my kittens. Spent two hours tonight building said cat tree.

In unrelated news - my cats have spent the past 6hrs playing with a cardboard box that used to contain the components of a brand new cat tree.

FML.