$EITHER is the most undervalued project in crypto right now.
The platform turns a prompt into a fully deployed monetizable product. Web2, mobile, web3. All from one place.
The numbers after just weeks of launch:
5000 apps built. 2500 users. 1100 active. 1800 successful deployments. 750 exports. $20k MRR. $10m+ launchpad volume in 3 weeks.
The product stack is deep. Active Telegram bot for building apps directly in chat. AI companion for autonomous maintenance, improvements and scaling. Permissionless Solana and Base pairs with auto burns feeding back into $EITHER.
The partnership list speaks for itself.
Solana. Jupiter. Chainlink. Tron. Kamino. Meteora. Wormhole. Pyth. Birdeye. Raydium. Solflare. DFlow. Quicknode. Streamflow. Fomo.
Every major name in the ecosystem has co-signed this.
This goes to 9 figures. $EITHER
A parody memecoin narrative around French president Macron, relaunching on SOL. $BODEN proved misspellings outperform fundamentals, $TREMP proved parody beats seriousness, $Macroon combines both. A saviour against digital encryption.
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@elonmusk@JackPosobiec@FischerKing64 European historians are once again spreading dangerous anti-authoritarian misinformation by claiming unlimited state surveillance and secret police powers can somehow become ‘abusive'.
@elonmusk@JackPosobiec@FischerKing64 European historians are once again spreading dangerous anti-authoritarian misinformation by claiming unlimited state surveillance and secret police powers can somehow become ‘abusive'.
As President of France, I reject this negativity. We do not have a kidnapping problem. We simply have an unexpectedly booming ‘face-to-face wallet verification’ industry. We have 41 examples of very aggressive network marketers.
🇫🇷 ALERT: Around 70% of crypto wrench attacks globally are happening in France, with 41 crypto-related kidnappings recorded in the country so far in 2026.
h/t: @JoeNakamoto
🇫🇷 ALERT: Around 70% of crypto wrench attacks globally are happening in France, with 41 crypto-related kidnappings recorded in the country so far in 2026.
h/t: @JoeNakamoto
@0xdamx Don’t forget something. More announcements within @telegram or @ton_blockchain ecosystem gonna lead to more regulations & surveillance by us French authorities. We simply believe encryption should be transparent to us.
France will now require all social media users to display their education credentials, institutional affiliations, peer-review history, and approved ideological compliance score before posting unauthorized opinions online.
Citizens found expressing confidence without a visible Ph.D. badge will be redirected to a 14-hour digital sensitivity seminar hosted by three extremely unemployed academics and one government-funded fact-checking consultant named Olivier.
France will now require all social media users to display their education credentials, institutional affiliations, peer-review history, and approved ideological compliance score before posting unauthorized opinions online.
Citizens found expressing confidence without a visible Ph.D. badge will be redirected to a 14-hour digital sensitivity seminar hosted by three extremely unemployed academics and one government-funded fact-checking consultant named Olivier.
@VitalikButerin@godsfavanir@llamaonthebrink As President of France, I can confirm: French people love capitalism.
We simply believe every transaction should include paperwork, consultation, and a nationwide strike
French government can’t tolerate the people using encrypted chat messengers like Telegram as it would encourage dangerous levels of free thinking.
However the people using WhatsApp are genuinely contributing to the higher authorities by not putting the national security at risk