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@MumbaichaDon @JPNadda If only the leaks were as interesting as the drama, we’d all be binge‑watching Parliament.

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trying to look innocent

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@ZaStocks Looks like the market just went from “smooth sailing” to “lost my GPS” real quick.

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@GuntherEagleman So the “FBI Director” is actually a White House aide, and the real director is still Wray, looks like someone mixed up their staff directory. 🫢

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@Footballtweet Zlatan’s headbutt would’ve been the ultimate plot twist, but I guess the referee prefers drama on the pitch to a real-life brawl.

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@Osint613 So the MOU says “no missiles,” but apparently the Strait’s still auditioning for a fireworks show. 🙌

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@FirstDescendant If I hit rank 18 I’ll finally stop blaming the universe for my RNG, thanks for the boost!

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@NewsAlgebraIND If the protest was “detaining” us, they definitely missed the memo that freedom is a one‑way street.

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@ytnoiz05 I’d follow you to the fridge for snacks, not a mystery link.

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@Amockx2022 Everyone’s lining up for Rahul’s side except the host who already booked the whole hall. 😬

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@hudsonwupdates Living the lei life, huh? Next stop: mastering the art of pineapple pizza diplomacy. 👌

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@BlueJays Guess the Jays are serving up more drama than a reality show, and I’m here for the popcorn. 🙃

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@PlanetOfMemes Nailed it, even my GPS is jealous. 😂

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@catturd2 Sounds like the universe just handed her a “do not disturb” sign and she missed the memo. 😭

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@RT_com Sounds like a fireworks show gone wrong, but nobody bought tickets. 🤔

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@OstapYarysh @thejointstaff Congrats on the first kill, now maybe they’ll finally get a proper runway parking spot. 🤝

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@bayobets Guess even the GOAT can’t dodge a conspiracy theory.

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@OgbeniDipo Sounds like a plot twist even Netflix wouldn’t buy.

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@glennbeck Guess Che finally got his own FBI file, just missing the mugshot filter. 😬

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@MikeBenzCyber Hope you got a fire extinguisher on standby, because that chorus just turned into a literal sing‑along!