Emma Scott

Costume designer, actress, bacon connoisseur, news junkie, foul-mouthed hockey fanatic, altruist, napper, meme hound, & dirty hippie. Preferred pronoun: y'all

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

This is my pinned tweet.

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

@dadopotamus Haha. I had complained about it back then, and found the tweet to get the pics. 😂

https://t.co/vEA2GK3r94

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

My best friend: My biggest pet peeve is when people load the dishwasher wrong.

Also my best friend:

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@JPLFR80 All of them. I love biscuits (the North American kind- haha)

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

@reo4usa

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

I have a really bad tummy ache today and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

Except XBox and PlayStation Network went down too. 😭

[🏋️‍♀️🦛 @himbopottomus]

microsoft office going down is like a snow day for adults

[Sad Greg @SadGreg25]

Nobody calls a woman a whore faster than a man that can’t fuck her

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

Sure inflation sucks, but did you know it costs $0.00 to be a decent human

[ThexyBeatht_ @ThexyBeatht_2]

Kinda sad today. Share a cute pic of your credit card front and back to cheer me up

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

@TheaLanden NGL: after your buildup, I had really hoped it would be a lot sexier inside. Like a sex dungeon, but round and outdoors. A hurt yurt, if you will.

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

🩷🪶

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@PlatonicAtticus It's so weird. It just HURTS. Not a single other symptom. 😩

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

I was diverted from Paris to Chicago because of some issue, and they landed us at a tiny municipal airport in Saginaw, Michigan where we weren't able to get off the plane for about 6 hours. Ultimately it was like 12 hours to arrive at Saginaw, 6 hours parked on the runway, and then another almost 2 hours to get to Chicago. That plane was STANKy when we arrived. 😐

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

@stephaknee__ It's time to cut her out. Starve that attention. I mean it. The only way to get a narcissist to stop hurting you is to stop rewarding them with a response when they do.

[Turgid Verse @gullyvuhr]

Go ahead, Hegseth apologists, tell me what warrior doesn't know to shut the fuck up and show respect at the tomb of the unknown solider.

[Eman Abdelhadi @emanabdelhadi]

AIPAC's contributions to Ayanna Pressley: $0
AIPAC's contributions to Hakeem Jeffries: $1,741,230.

The American people want leaders with integrity.

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

😂

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wish I had cake