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i may not be funny but at least i rt other ppl that are

[em @EmmaWoolwine]

ever procrastinate so hard you become productive? Just organized my room & 3 cupboards. Is my hw done? Nope. Is my room lookin good?Yea boii

[em @EmmaWoolwine]

is there a way for someone to be funny while also not being traumatized? asking for a friend.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Always hike with proper supplies and equipment.
Remember, flippy floppies may lead to slippy sloppies.

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

happy new year’s eve ✨🖤

[em @EmmaWoolwine]

does it bother anyone else that there’s no real way to differentiate between a lower case L and a capital i?

[em @EmmaWoolwine]

if you take a sugar packet on your way out of the restaurant it’s like dessert to go!

[Football Is Life @FootbaIl_Tweets]

Reggie Bush at USC 🔥

[em @EmmaWoolwine]

why is someone picking you up at your door so embarrassing

[em @EmmaWoolwine]

my mental health will now be directly related to how well my bracket is doing, thank you.

[em @EmmaWoolwine]

i rly woke up to the byu fight song stuck in my head.. what have i become?????

[em @EmmaWoolwine]

why does everyone suddenly have their read receipts on??? why are you so secure???

couldn’t be me

[em @EmmaWoolwine]

why does rewearing socks feel illegal

[em @EmmaWoolwine]

im too powerful

Wordle 247 1/6

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[em @EmmaWoolwine]

sometimes i think they make cold medicine so hard to open just to make the point that you’re weak and useless

[em @EmmaWoolwine]

can i sue a student for being on speaker phone in a quiet study area? asking for a friend.

[em @EmmaWoolwine]

me: “i don’t think i’m falling for him”
also me:

[em @EmmaWoolwine]

petition to make all stop lights into flashing reds after midnight so you can stop and get on w your life at 2am

[em @EmmaWoolwine]

peer pressured into jumping into ice cold water and we’re NOT here for it