mcmath

on yet another journey to hell. she/her

[mcmath @EmMcMath]

Craziest thing I saw last night was a girl throwing her ass back into a guy to the rhythm of We Are The Champions....

[jill scott heron🪐 @stillnotziora]

if he not facing gay allegations i don’t want him

[Charles B. @CBWendt]

“It’s a corn dog, Michael. How was I supposed to know there was a hot dog in it”

[mcmath @EmMcMath]

Who took these photos of me from Sunday night….. @CBWendt @c_lowe_brown

[Chy @chyanne_erin]

me: i play D&D for the joy of it
me playing D&D:

[Charles B. @CBWendt]

I’m referring to today as “Bob Barker Day” in my household. Good luck, tiny kitty

[Charles B. @CBWendt]

“Look, Christian McCaffrey is out with a calf injury. Christian McCalfinjury, more like!!”- @EmMcMath

[mcmath @EmMcMath]

@CBWendt He’s almost 8 months…

[Charles B. @CBWendt]

Very important question, everyone please respond:

Is “The Devil Wears Prada” a biopic?

[Charles B. @CBWendt]

There is a table full of Jackrabbits sitting in the same room as me in my favorite Mexican restaurant that I grew up going to. I‘ll fight them I swear

[Charles B. @CBWendt]

I love going back down to Dallas for the holidays where I hear phrases from my family such as “the humidity has gone away, it’s now bitter cold outside” and “why isn’t there a fire in the fireplace.” All the while this is the local weather

[Charles B. @CBWendt]

I think I might be genuinely addicted to sushi because after not having it for months (poor,) I had a tiny lil bit for lunch today and now all I want for dinner is to go to an all you can eat sushi place and not leave until I’m rolled out Violet Beauregarde style

[mcmath @EmMcMath]

@IfyNwadiwe @dropout If selected, I guarantee to password share with 5 other people therefore stretching that ever important dollar (for friendship and anniversary sake)

[mcmath @EmMcMath]

@c_lowe_brown Pray for us sinners

[shelby @shelbyymyers]

to everyone who just saw hozier and noah sing work song together

[fae 🦌 @bloodyrawsweet]

someone close to you might've spent the past two days listening to nothing but unreal unearth on repeat. check up on your loved ones. you never know how many times they've streamed who we are

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

If your job requires a college degree, you should be able to write-off your student loan payments as a business expense the way CEOs write off their private jets and yachts for their jobs which require neither.

[mcmath @EmMcMath]

The Dozen: Daily Trivia
Game 016

6 Correct
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https://t.co/wYuMjjeobf

@TheDozenTrivia x @DechDotDev
#TheDailyDozen

Can’t answer a sports question to save my life

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

spread some cheese on this broke cracker

[mcmath @EmMcMath]

MONTEMONTEMONTE

[Big Sky Conference @BigSkyConf]

Championship Final

@Idaho_Vandals
🆚
@UMGRIZZLIES

[trish @ultragloss]

men you have one job this halloween