Emmett Ruland

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@cartergill @Stevoswervee So you’re in the “League of Meh”?

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@cartergill @RealKidPoker “I can’t believe you know that much about toplessness” said nobody who has ever met you.

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@Stevoswervee Like rotogeeks have girlfriends. Unless “dump your girl” is slang for deflate and rebox, you’re preaching to nobody.

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@GregAmbrosius Capitalizing Nutless Monkeys is a boss move. A dig dressed up as a compliment is my favorite type of both.

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@Bobbybigbucks Last night wasn’t even Chase’s highest ppr game.

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@bp22 You bastard!!

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@RobSilver Well that’s better than “I’m meeting my fantasy friends.”

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@GregAmbrosius Umm….

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@PhilDussault27

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@bdentrek All caps on the “free” was a nice touch. Although a million free entries seems high. But you seem like someone who would fact check the number before shading the company that seems like the basis for your little podcast thingy.
Are we rioting at dawn? Lmk.

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@marc_winokur @ScottJenstad @cartergill @GodfatherNFBC @zackwaxx Stumbled across this a couple years ago and I’m pretty sure it makes my top 10 favorite covers.

https://t.co/Jir6Mv1BCe

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@RotoGut You know I take no pleasure in this. But Col Potter is giving you the gas face. And wait til Oaktown stumbles across this abomination.
Hope it was worth it.

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@PhilDussault27 @JAGNY_1987

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@blacklionking73 @EladNehorai Idea: Cameo-type platform, but instead of video, I can ask a professional word dude like Mr. Cosby to turn a generic insult I’m intending to post into something more biting or funny or literate.

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@Roto_Nino Pablo and the New Toys. I dig it.

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@rudygamble The roundabout to Canton starts in Pocatello.

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@ToddWitteles Congrats!! Saw this one posted somewhere a few years ago. Think it was hit at MGM National Harbor. Added your photo to VP spank bank🤣

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@dougroth15 Hang in there bud.

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@hic73314 @TheNFBC https://t.co/vxhpECUv5D

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@RyanBHQ The $419 section upper deck behind home plate is where my season tickets were for year one of the franchise. Really great seats if you like not being able to tell a pop out to SS vs a 450 ft tank.