emcouse

Beckenham. 28. Instagram: Emcouse

[emcouse @emmiecouse]

Oi my grandad just told my brothers girlfriend that she looks like “someone who would take the lower offer on The Chase” what an insult, I’m dying😂😂😂😂

[emcouse @emmiecouse]

@ceryseiraa Is this still available? 🙂

[Summer D @Daisysummer05]

The Amish are donating their time to build cabins for those who lost their home in NC!

Americans helping Americans!!!

[BIG MALCOLM X PLAY COUSIN @Omowale99949437]

1. Prince was an asshole
2. Michael Jackson was probably the funniest person to be around

"Why was Prince playing the bass in my face"💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Robert Downey Jr. was horrified by what he saw when he visited Wall Street in the 90s

[Rachel 🩷 🍉 @shoujoscholar]

Hi. Condoms are free because of the AIDS epidemic. Thousands of people died for those free condoms. It can and should be a BOTH. It can be a free condoms AND free pads. Free condoms are LIFE SAVING. I'm begging people to learn their queer history.

[m. @theonlymiyam]

FYI... It gets better. You find better. You experience better. You become better.

[gum @vibetogum]

Around The Way Girl - LL COOL J (1990)

[J(enna) Wortham @jennydeluxe]

For the main feed: I adore Keith Lee but prefer watching Quen Blackwell’s food tasting videos for the style, editing, humor and genuine curiosity about unfamiliar cuisines. This one on Greek-Armenian dishes is spectacular (gimmie 14 of em)

[DrewIsSharing @DrewIsSharing]

Watching Americans discover NOS is so funny because in England if you still do this after 18 years old then you are branded as a nitty for life, certified crack head 💀

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Charlie Stayt: How did you get on in your A levels?

Bridget Phillipson(Education Secretary): "I got 4 As.."

#BBCBreakfast

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

People have a bad habit of projecting who they think you are onto you based on how you look, what you have or what you do. Then be mad when you’re nothing like the idea in their head. You literally just invented a made up storyline in your mind. You are not okay

[aaalex 🪩🎀✨ lestat’s tour manager @dunebarbie]

my current olympics obsession is henrik christiansen, this swimmer from norway who’s obsessed with the chocolate muffins in the olympic village and can’t stop making tiktoks about them

[Salma @lifeisasentence]

Why are there no bring your friend to work days so that they can see you have a serious job and do serious things for a living

[Phy @its_phylicia]

I thought I was a personality hire but turns out they actually think I’m smart & are relying on me :/

[໊ @user0000O0]

oh no a minor inconvenience guess i have no choice but to die

[𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒉 @tishsinterlude]

At some point you really have to tell yourself “this is not an experience I want to keep having” and stop entertaining things that don’t benefit you in any way.

[veena 🖤 @xxivorys]

i don't understand why people are so afraid of communicating like adults. don't like me? tell me. don't wanna talk to me? don't ignore me. you're mad at me? express yourself. i'm wrong? explain. we don't agree? share your viewpoints. it's not that hard lol

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Devastating to realize that the way to finish work you don't want to do is to just sit down and do it and then it will be done.

[fifi❤️ @RefilweSeboko]

Unpopular opinion: Admit it or not, financial stability plays a crucial role in dating.