Emily

she/her • sorry for party rocking

[Emily @EmMoserr]

tweeting this so i can pin it to my profile

[Emily @EmMoserr]

@TreeBarkAgain

[Emily @EmMoserr]

Help they're listing jewlery from Claire's on fb marketplace and calling it vintage

[turbomander @turbomander]

no shade but personally after riding through the entire desert i would’ve given the horse a name

[Emily @EmMoserr]

Started running and unfortunately I am better than everyone now

[Emily @EmMoserr]

Just saw someone in my Teams chat write “per say”. This person is in a lead position and gets paid more than me. PER SAY

[Emily @EmMoserr]

One of my biggest regrets is killing Paarthurnax during my first playthrough of Skyrim. I didn’t know ☹️

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Bc they blew up the chicken man there

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

da movies

[Emily @EmMoserr]

This is a trend I’ve seen mostly on TikTok, where someone will post a video captioned “when your love language is acts of service” and it’s just their partner doing chores while they relax on the couch

[Emily @EmMoserr]

Loving this random influx of people online thinking that the “acts of service” love language means you love when someone does an act of service for you

[Emily @EmMoserr]

Rewatching euphoria and getting emotional over what could have been between fezco and Lexi

[Emily @EmMoserr]

Men love yelling almost as much as they hate being asked why they’re yelling

[maddy! @maddionna]

stephen king wrote a scene where a rape demon rapes a black woman, who then rapes the rape demon back so hard it runs away scared. absolute lunatic of a man

[Emily @EmMoserr]

Also tonight I asked the women I was with if they had chapstick and one of them threw 4 different lipsticks at me. Not what I needed but I appreciated the effort. Then shortly after she elbowed me straight in the face. I love my fellow women

[Emily @EmMoserr]

Tonight my friend introduced me to his other friends by saying “this girl is reading Ernest Hemingway right now, and the last time I saw her she was reading The Odyssey” like thank you. Let them know you’re fucking with a well read bitch. Say it louder actually

[Emily @EmMoserr]

*Before watching Frankenstein with my boyfriend*
Me: can’t believe this didn’t have a theatrical release. A damn shame.
Boyfriend: who cares?
*after watching Frankenstein*
Boyfriend: this should have been in theaters

[Emily @EmMoserr]

Home alone dyeing my hair purple and dancing to the black eyed peas

[Emily @EmMoserr]

And yes I am a hater and yes I am better than everyone

[Emily @EmMoserr]

“People don’t talk enough about-” yes they do. Everyone is talking all the time and it never stops. Someone, somewhere, is talking enough about whatever stupid and useless shit you were going to say

[Emily @EmMoserr]

Boyfriend has been really into Mythbusters recently and I’d never seen it before so now I’m kind of into Mythbusters too but for a very different reason (I have a crush on Adam Savage)